What?

My name is Tori and I care way too much about everything

[dasebeleren]

*dumps a bucket of ice water on your head*

sorry dude but you were yearning again

[dasebeleren]

*bonks you with a comically large mallet*

bro you gotta stop all the pining

[sosuperawesome]

tasia.m.s on Instagram / Redbubble

[catasters]

[zicygomar]

[direkdansi-deactivated20190801]

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

[sexycraisinthanos]

Someone: Hey, can I borrow a pen?

Me, getting a bag of pens out: Absolutely not, perish.

[shartgod420]

you guys know what’s super important?

bee butts

[dizzyallaround]

what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted

[pizzabills]

LMAOO

[monique-hearteyes-deactivated20]

this is what flashes before my eyes right before i die

[versacethotty]

the greatest hits

[golfgalaxy]

puttting macking cheese in the michael wave

[riverselkie-deactivated20190510]

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

[samalsoblogs]

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™  and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro

[jehovahhthickness]

Wash your vulva with a gentle cleanser but not your vagina. Water is not enough.

I said what I said.

[uncleromeo]

oh you kicked the hornets nest…

[just-call-me-vendetta]

A doctor told me that a clean finger(no soap!) “swished” around the vagina is as good as a douche. Its also a good way to know discharge changes. Just look at your finger. Do it in the shower.

[killmongerdispussy]

This is exactly what I do

[jehovahhthickness]

Like our pussies collects dirt, dried up urine and a whole lotta discharge … we do need a little soap for that but that cleanser gotta be PH balanced and not fragranced.

[jehovahhthickness]

There’s just sooo much shame that society put on us and our vaginas.

Also, after a long ass day… your pussy is gonna be dirty!

Your panties are gonna be … DIRTY!

Anyone with a well functioning vagina will have stains from their discharge on their panty liners 🙃

And guess what too …. your pussy is kinda another form of an excretory system, so urine, blood, and other bodily fluids will come out of it. And since there’s a whole bunch of skin surrounding it, that bitch sweat TOO.

If it’s sweats, it will stink - just like your fucking armpits. And that’s fucking ok! All you need is a little shower and you’ll be just fine.

[jehovahhthickness]

Sometimes your foul odor ain’t always an indicator of an infection.

You might stink because you need to shower a little longer or more often.

Your diet might be trash.

You’re dehydrated as fuck.

Stress will throw off your normal flora too.

Probably didn’t wipe well enough that day after you peed or pooped (it happens?)

Your underwear is not made out of cotton.

You’re pregnant, so your hormones are off.

You just had an abortion, your body is adjusting.

The cum that was squirted inside of you by your ugly ass, cheating ass boyfriend probably threw off your ph balance.

Hmmmm? Am I missing something?

[jehovahhthickness]

I wanna also mention sometimes your panties are wet and have an odor from urine, not discharge, because you probably have a little condition called “stress incontinence”. Meaning that you are peeing very little amounts of urine by accident. This happens when you laugh too hard, sneeze too hard, when you run or do any heavy lifting activity, have sex, cough or do anything that puts pressure on your bladder. People who have delivered babies or had an abortion ca be affected or had any pelvic surgeries. Unfortunately, being obese can play a role as well.

A lot of people have this and don’t even know it because it’s not that big of a deal 🤷🏿‍♀️ it’s more common in people with vaginas tbh.

Also, if you constantly have pimples, blackheads, or ingrown hairs and hyperpigmentation between your butt and thighs and you know that your hygiene is on point - the skin irritation and chafing may be from the mixture of urine, sweat and discharge. So don’t feel too bad about it.

[jehovahhthickness]

Reblogging this one cuz everyone keeps reblogging the one with the honeypot posts ….

I said what I said. I know I’m right. Stop trying to fight me over shit I DO know.

[nikitawolfxo]

Just a quick mention that urine actually does not come from the vagina. The female urethral opening is a tiny hole located just below the clitoris and the vaginal opening is just beneath that.

[jehovahhthickness]

Correction on my part : the female urethral opening (where urine passes through) is part of the vulva

When I say pussy, I’m most definitely referring to your vulva (Issa connotation 😬 FYI)

[moderately-inconvenienced]

How is it good hygiene if you have pimples and blackheads on your vulva, thigh, creases between vulva and thigh?

[jehovahhthickness]

Lol the same way someone can wash their face thoroughly 2-3 times a day and still have the worst acne ever.

Acne and bad hygiene are not and will never be mutually exclusive.

Have you met a man? Most of them splash water on their face and call it a day and they have flawless, glowing skin the majority of the time.

[moderately-inconvenienced]

So, basically it just depends upon the person, like everything else.

[jehovahhthickness]

Yep!

[ginghampearlsnsweettea]

Where was this post when I was 14 and used Dr. Bronner’s on cooch 😖

[jehovahhthickness]

I actually use that on my vag lmaooo but I’m reckless

[ginghampearlsnsweettea]

Oh sis you brave. You very brave. I salute you.

[jehovahhthickness]

Me, when that menthol sensation hit my clit:

You’ll only get the reference if you’ve seen this movie 😂

[black-geek-supremacy]

RUBY ROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[lisas-waterfall]

Dr Bronners PEPPERMINT FRESH (diluted obviously) and only on the outside…

[drwhamp]

Wow, so I took like an hour to type out and structure a reply and Tumblfuck took it down. Let me try this again…

@jehovahhthickness I hope this is helpful, even though the post got flagged and I can’t show the links.

[jehovahhthickness]

Thanks for sharing💓💓💓🤗🤗

[perrfectly]

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[helloitsbees]

me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin

my brain:

me:…………..slippry like dolphin

[meteorflight]

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