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Hi there! Welcome to my blog :) Most things you'll find here are:.................. ~ Dragon Age..................................... ~ Mass Effect...................................... ~ Guild Wars 2..................................... ~ Star Wars.......................................... ~ Doctor Who....................................... ~Other things....................................... Truly, does anyone read those intros? Guess I've turned old and cynical. Welcome anyways!

[samreich]

it is my professional obligation to share with you my latest dumbass song

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[eccebitch]

[fabricandcircuits]

Peer reviewed tags wonderfully said

[thelrey]

Whelp so I guess after quitting "the pill" it's not normal to not have menstruation after a year and actually I have PCOS.

"Ah yes so we give you medication so you get *1* menstruation so you are at lower risk of getting _cancer_"

"Also if you want babies you better get in a serious convo with your partner because if you haven't menstruated in a year it's probably not going to happen naturally and you need help"

[thelrey]

I mean it did not actually go like that but in my head it did. It's gonna be fine. We're gonna be fine.

(also I do have a probable cause for my slightly too high cholestrol! It's my non functioning hormonal system)

[thelrey]

Whelp so I guess after quitting "the pill" it's not normal to not have menstruation after a year and actually I have PCOS.

"Ah yes so we give you medication so you get *1* menstruation so you are at lower risk of getting _cancer_"

"Also if you want babies you better get in a serious convo with your partner because if you haven't menstruated in a year it's probably not going to happen naturally and you need help"

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[regionalpancake]

tags via @procrastinatorproject

So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!

A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:

The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:

[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]

And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:

Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:

And since Serenity was mentioned too…

Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.

And for those interested in a visual comparison:

(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)

TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun (to be clear the monkey is Solo)

[enigma-the-mysterious]

“man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun”

This is the analysis I am here for

[cobbbvanth]

star wars, but it’s just the memes

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

[fanfavoritefragrances]

is this a thing? has anyone done this yet?

[hellopuns]

The Monday Period: Part 1 of 6

Part 1: you are here

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

[cementbeverage]

“It is a terrible thing to fall, and even more dangerous to admit it”

[blighted-elf]

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords - 2025 Replay

[thelawfulchaotic]

Gemini had the fucking GALL to get in my email and summarize a 3-line email, taking up more space than the email did visually.

Hit the “thumbs down.” It’s like, what’s wrong??? Was our summary wrong? Were there offensive words? Thank you for helping us improve our AI tools :)

I selected “other.”

Text box popped up. Please elaborate!

Wrote in “I can fucking read” submit comment

Then had to spend several minutes torching all my settings with a flamethrower. Let me be clear: I’m (a lawyer) notoriously picky with my words FOR GOOD REASON (lawyering) so I overwhelmingly reject Gmail’s “helpful” little assistance. My privacy settings were set to “full paranoia” a little less than a year ago when I saw the writing on the wall and knew public defenders could become a target in the future. Better to lock it all down now.

Gemini had crept in there and turned ALL that shit back on. And showed itself by saying “Jane Doe says she’s so sorry for your loss and offers to reschedule for Thursday at 3” over an email from Jane Doe saying “I’m so sorry for your loss. We could reschedule for Thursday at 3?”

Why would I possibly need this. In what universe would I need this. I have eyes and a brain and a reading speed that twenty years ago was measured at 1500 wpm with full comprehension on dense scientific text. Furthermore! If I read a summary, I’m not reading what they actually wrote. If I’m not reading what they actually wrote, I’m not using my own judgment on the words and phrases that they used.

I literally don’t understand why this is helpful at all. This is just avoidance. Using LLMs to write is specifically Not Writing. Using LLMs to summarize is Not Reading. Using them to make art is Avoiding Making Art. Just READ! Just WRITE! I was not put on this fucking planet to not read and not write and not make art! Avoidance is an anxiety symptom and indulging it gives it more power.

If I had an AI to do my most dreaded task, answer the phone for clients, I wouldn’t use it. Because an AI cannot help them. An AI cannot hear the facts of their case, make appropriate noises, be thoughtful and insightful, and then give them a realistic estimate of what could happen in court. I am unique. I cannot be replaced by machine learning. I have style. I have expertise. I don’t hallucinate unless I’m having a really great Friday night and I’m off the clock.

When I need to outsource tasks from my own brain, I give them to people I know can do them and that I trust to do them right.

Fuck, it just sneaks up on you, doesn’t it?? Goddamn Gemini jumpscare right in my own fucking email

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: When exploring outdoors, don't act recklessly — not every body of water you see is meant for swimming. (cr 神秘园)

[thelrey]

Alright name change! So everyone who knows me from 'other things' who are like oh wonder if she's got a tumblr can find me and be horrified.

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags the main reason you’re still on tumblr

[classicfilmblr]

The Wizard of Oz dir. Victor Fleming | 1939

[romancenjoyer]

“the possibility of rejection is essential to forming deep relationships with people” - chanté joseph for british vogue

[romancenjoyer]