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I'm mostly just lurking but there's an odd chance I'll post or reblog something. I like Pokemon, the Souls series, jokes about cigarettes, and aesthetic blogs when I'm drunk. I will almost never post about these things. Header is a pic I took myself. I am by no means a photographer.

[theluckiestrose]

Installing RC-2000 SPRING CHICKEN as gender-affirming care

[malignedmare]

THE IMAGE ON THIS POST CONTAINS MISINFORMATION

not only is this not fucking true (source: the literal hundreds of thousands of trans women who have smoked cigarettes all thru transition and had perfectly fine transitions) but it’s also deeply cruel to spread. i wish i had my post about this but it got nuked. this is not true!!! this is bullshit!!! stop policing trans women’s bodies!!!! you have no clue what it is like to be a cigarette smoker and if you knew the first thing about chemical dependency or nicotine addiction you would know that shit like this DOESNT HELP QUITTING!!! stop putting this shit on my dash!!! stop it!!! you need to understand that smoking cigarettes is not fucking fun. you constantly get shamed and bombarded with overwhelming and graphic reminders of the potential harm you are doing to your body. there is no need to add misinformation on top of that!!!!! fuck you!!! if you spread this shit you are a fucking transmisogynist and ableist!!!

[malignedmare]

how is this literally any fucking different from telling a cis woman not to smoke cigarettes bc “theyll age you faster and make you ugly and leathery”??? hint: it’s not and if anything it’s worse!!! there are significantly better ways to help people quit cigarettes!!! fear and shame are not effective or ethical behavior modifiers!!! stop doing this!!!

[rabbitkinglune777]

black coded sink dog

[rabbitkinglune777]

I drew her black because nigga-fication beam

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[theluckiestrose]

Peridot is like if Berdly was cute

[theluckiestrose]

I know im an adult now because when i rewatch Steven Universe I'm usually just thinking about how that kid should be in school

[squeakitties]

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

wii sports was invented by nefarious television manufacturers to break people's televisions

[puppygirllaika]

What a very funny joke that definitely did not happen because Nintendo definitely did not buy up almost a third of the shares of the top five TV manufacturers in the time between the announcement and release of the Wii, shares which definitely didn't skyrocket in value over the next two years due to an increase in flatscreen sales, nearly half of which independent analysts attributed to people replacing damaged TVs with newer, more expensive models from electronics stores that relied on high-pressure sales tactics to upsell people and get them to buy more expensive models on credit which they couldn't actually afford.

[copperbadge]

So the Shedd Aquarium here in Chicago just took a delivery of four beluga whales rescued from a shuttered zoo in Ontario. The trade in "show" marine mammals is pretty barbaric generally and hopefully is on the way out but in the meantime we have to look after the ones that are already here, and there are many charming aspects to this story. These include:

One: the four Belugas we just got were chosen to travel together because of their deep bond, like Hobbits in Lord of the Rings or something

Two: "I believe I Can Fly" playing gently in the background

[maja-paja]

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

jojos sucks because none of the protag dudes ever summons his stand for the first time and is like hhey avdol why is mine a girl

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[theluckiestrose]

Suicidal transfem Kirito is so real. Wish she had a better writer so she'd get some actual characterization. "I thought it was better to die together than to survive alone, especially if it's a girl like you." is like. Yeah thats sure how I felt at her age. Risking your live saving someone not because you know you can, but because if you can't, you won't have to live with yourself anymore. Such a familiar deathwish.

I really feel for that one background character in the first episode whose girl avatar is taken away with Kayaba's bullshit btw. She can't even get gender affirming care in the fantasy death viddy game.

[mukuroom]

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[storyweavingspider]

2026 TUMBLR WHITENESS CENSUS

There are SIX questions total in reblogs, the end will be marked by large green text. If you don’t see all six, check reblogs and grab the version with the ending note.

1/6 - Do you identify as some flavor of white?

White

Non-white

Only considered white outside of imperial core

Insecure Mixed Person externalizing my family racial issues here

Voting ended onJul 22

Answers amended from the 2025 census based on feedback. If you’re mixed, choose what feels right to you I’m not here to do phrenology or paper bag test you but don’t make it my problem either. When in doubt, ask yourself: would the whites kill you too in the race war?

This census is US-centric because so is tumblr, unfortunately. This poll is also starting with a heavy Black/racialized bias due to my personal followers. The main point of this census is to see how white-dominant the site is currently compared to prior years, as well

For the purpose of this census, Imperial Core will be defined as the following: United States, Canada, Australia, Aotearoa, basically all of Western Europe, Japan, and Israel. If you want to argue about any of these designations, too bad maybe they should stop colonizing.

Reblog from question 6/6 below!

[storyweavingspider]

2/6 So is you Black or nah?

Ye

Nah

Insecure Mixed Person externalizing my family racial issues here

Not considered Black in my country, but considered Black elsewhere

Voting ended onJul 22

[storyweavingspider]

3/6 How about trans?

Transfemme

Transmasc

Non-binary/Genderfluid/related but TMA*

Non-binary/Genderfluid/related but TME*

Non-binary but don’t consider yourself trans

Agender

Two-Spirit

Otherwise cultural gender (please share I wanna know!!)

Other not listed

Cisgender

Voting ended onJul 22

Note for clarification:

*For those who don’t know, TMA means transmisogyny affected (such as trans women, some non-binary people, etc.) whereas TME means transmisogyny exempt (Cis men, cis women, transmasculine individuals, etc). If you want to ask for clarification for which applies to you for the purposes of this poll, feel free to ask and I’ll try to reply, but if you try to argue or quibble about the terms themselves, I’ll block you.

[storyweavingspider]

4/6 Are you currently inside or outside the imperial core? (Defined in first post)

Imperial core

Semiperiphery

Periphery

Immigrated to imperial core from outside of it

Other/Complicated

Voting ended onJul 22

[storyweavingspider]

5/6 How many Black people would *actually* call YOU their friend? Online counts.

I’m non-Black, 0

I’m non-Black, 1-2

I’m non-Black, 1-2 but I have <8 friends

I’m non-Black, 3-6

I’m non-Black, 7+

I’m Black, 0

I’m Black, 1-2

I’m Black, 1-2 but I have <8 friends

I’m Black, 3-6

I’m Black, 7+

I have less than 3 friends total.

Voting ended onJul 22

[storyweavingspider]

6/6! How many TMA* (Transfemme, some non-binary, etc.) people would *actually* call YOU their friend?

I’m TME, 0

I’m TME, 1-2

I’m TME, 1-2 but I have <8 friends

I’m TME, 3-6

I’m TME, 7+

I’m TMA, 0

I’m TMA, 1-2

I’m TMA, 1-2 but I have <8 friends

I’m TMA, 3-6

I’m TMA, 7+

I have less than 3 friends total

Voting ended onJul 22

*For those who don’t know, TMA means transmisogyny affected (such as trans women, some non-binary people, etc.) whereas TME means transmisogyny exempt (Cis men, cis women, transmasculine individuals, etc). If you want to ask for clarification for which applies to you for the purposes of this poll, feel free to ask and I’ll try to reply, but if you try to argue or quibble about the terms themselves, I’ll block you.

THIS IS THE END! Please reblog for bigger sample pool 💖🙏🏽

[dogpuppy]

[low-polly]

They put me in a lead box and I chewed my way out and asked for more. Mob tried to kneecap me for takin their drugs and the hammer broke. I'm on enough tranqs to kill a horse and I don't even yawn. The dinosaur extinction wasn't a meteor, I just got a touchdown. Walked in a room with 40 men, walked out 15 minutes later alone - would've been 10 but I got gristle stuck in my teeth. The moon was black til I hit puberty. I smoke straight car fumes. I bleed acid - both kinds. The hottest and coldest place on earth are both me. They tried to make me into a super soldier but I told them I'm a lover not a fighter - and then I smoked their asses. I play russian roulette with 6 bullets and win. The philosopher's stone has a perfect imprint of my dick on it. The devil worships me. I got hit by a car and died for 3 seconds, used that time to blow heaven sky high - then I smoked the driver like a cigar. Hit a crack pipe made from Tutankhamun's femur to let Ra borrow some of my power. I invented language and if you try me hard enough I'll take it back. Smoked 4 pounds of salvia and got sent back to the beginning of time - caused the big bang with a wink. Infected myself with every parasite at once to see who'd win - I did.