Vague

Jules, 20 something. My blog is a mess and it matches my life. If you happen to be sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, or anything along those lines, kindly fuck off.

[depsidase]

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history

[enigmasalad]

I don’t know shit about baseball but I do know about tomfoolery

[catchymemes]

[waterloggedgarden]

someone could probably say something pretty about fossils, constellations, and stars in the sky

[karl-von-moor-official]

poem inspired by this rock and also by @two-bees-poetry

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dragongirlafro]

"god i really hope there's a fossil in th-"

[them-jules]

Has anyone done a reality tv thing with Kaladin and the other heralds in braize yet because that boy is so not prepared for months/years of being the sole therapist for the desperate heraldwives of roshar like there is no way that’s going to go well for him

[biplet]

*slams door open, covered in blood* I finished wind and truth

[jerzrien-herald-of-ls]

My Roman Empire is Kaladin stopping and listening to people and getting to know them (as Adolin would), and Adolin simply pushing on as a normal human, not stopping never giving up hope (as Kaladin would).

[cupcakesandhags]

gav: let's play swords grampa

dalinar: not right now love

10 days later

gav: IT IS NOW TIME TO PLAY SWORDS GRANDFATHER

[himbotheninth]

ishar: behold the power of my Mega Depression!! you cannot possibly--

kaladin: yeah, yeah. the Mega Depression. we've all felt it. anyway, here's wandersail

[cam-pteryx]

What if we were both boys of different warring species and we were in a vision of an ancient historical event in the bodies of two deific women and one of us accidentally created a vision of us in the future kissing right before the rest of the godlike figures in the vision including one of our dads walked in?

[remlinxd]

Words of Radiance where everything is the same but Jasnah is there for “-and for MY boon” and she interrupts Elhokar’s temper tantrum with “no no he’s got a point” because she wants to see Amaram get his ass handed to him

[them-jules]

Okay but now I want to see what Elhokar and Jasnah’s relationship was like we never see them interact 😭

Look I know I know Jasnah had to be presumed dead because she was too competent and would have got to the Shattered Plains and solved too many problems for the storyline, very Gandalf of her and all, but I would fucking kill to see her slap her brother out of the paranoia and help him realize he’s bonding a spren and on a path to Radiance.

[stormingfemboy]

Jasnah (closeted asexual), Adolin (closeted bisexual) and Elhokar (closeted gay/trans woman) when anyone asks them who's the queer cousin: oh yeah definitely Renarin

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

Hi im a librarian amd that's not now this works. If a library allows you to have a digital card and not live in the area, you are NOT taking away resources from other people, that's not how anything works. Please keep doing it!!! The more people that use our services, the more money we can get from funding sources!!! Please use us!!! We are not utilized enough, by people in or out of our community. Thanks.

[them-jules]

It literally helps libraries to have more and more patrons, anyone telling you otherwise doesn’t understand the point of libraries

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bpwpbshika]

[captain-price-returns]