Spooky

Pauline. New York/Kentucky. Bassist/tuba. Street Rules. go.

[love-personal]

[skyler-felts]

lovely

[oosanbashi-deactivated20190503]

omg please listen to this aractic fox laugh

[iamthebestby2ne1]

@dagashi

[love-personal]

[nickfuckface]

parents: “u should be more active” me: 

[them00ntoyoursun]

are you a tuba 4 real?

I am tuba yes. 5 real.

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

[steveinaspeedo]

Perfect use of that gif.

[yui-hirasawa-pregnant-fanfictio]

[tibets]

[magdalenarivera]

#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’

[jennytrout]

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

[jennytrout]

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

[totally-stab-caesar-deactivated]

dying

[all-hail-bill-nye-blog]

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

[beyond-delirious]

Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone you love, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.

(via italianjerseygirl)

[typhlosionofficial]

Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan

[ashfordtheartist]

Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.

[barbieteendreams]

[komaydah-deactivated20150731]

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

[lolfactory]

[bidoof]

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

[tastefullyoffensive]

[awwww-cute]

[happy2bsmiling]

I almost forgot my briefcase!

[diacrit]

it contains important lab results