jellyfishing

a pile of various things

[magicclouds-deactivated20121008]

[spaghettiwoman46]

Ugh they are always doing this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Little freaks

[night-jour]

[bobcronkphotography]

The Milky Way from Yosemite Valley

Yosemite National Park

Bob Cronk

[corrodedparadox]

Lure

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

Imagine walking into an Italian restaurant, looking the other customers in their eyes and saying, “wait, this place serves pasta? What’s pasta? I’ve never even heard of pasta, but it’s probably not good.” 

that is what you sound like when you’re a Tumblr user who has never heard of Cecil Palmer

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

[ID: screenshot of two Tumblr tags. The first reads, “well of course they haven’t had pasta”, and the second reads “not since the ban on wheat and wheat byproducts.” End ID.]

dont be funnier than me on my own post

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[kii-tty]

[sobadbad]

OUR PLANET 1.04 • Coastal Seas

[rexalogy]

robert pütz - building a rainbow

1972

[important-animal-images]

[catilinas]

everyone i've talked to about this has been completely unaware so: if you didn't know already, there's going to be a solar eclipse, with totality or coverage of 90% or more in some places, over a lot of europe, on august 12th 2026. in the uk it will start just after 6pm, and the maximum will be at 7:13pm.

here is a map of the path of the eclipse (from timeanddate)

get eclipse glasses if you want to look at it. it is not safe to look at through sunglasses. ok informative post over o7

[ex-libris-craux]

mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path 🥰 enjoy it for me, my lovelies!

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[professionalbadexample]

I am internet friends with a woman in Withernsea. Every year, she laments when it gets warm, because warm weather heralds the arrival of her nemesis, a seagull she has appropriately labeled The Sky Cunt.

For some four-five months, her home becomes a battlefield as The Sky Cunt roosts itself upon her chimney & engages in air-to-ground combat the like of which have not been seen since Desert Storm. Neither she nor her children are safe from assault. Visitors, meter readers, passers-by, the postie–all have been targeted by The Sky Cunt.

She has tried everything to deter The Sky Cunt. Nest relocation. Anti-bird spikes. Professional assistance. Nothing has worked.

Until.

Last year, The Sky Cunt did not emerge. After weeks of waiting, death from above simply did not come. A glorious celebration was had & a whole summer free of attack was had. She does not know why The Sky Cunt did not come. Perhaps it died. Perhaps it found better accommodations. She did not care.

The days of summer approach, & despite last year's respite, she & her family are ever vigilant, waiting for the signs of return, forever ready to fight.

[druidinvirginia]

blue globe thistle

[eggseventy]

one of the best things about cats is that sometimes they'll just purr because youre around them

[beardedmrbean]

[dragon-in-a-fez]