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A fangirl of many. Join me in this magical advanture of my blog!

[evilestcreature]

person: it’s too early for halloween stuff it’s over a month away

me: 

[weloveshortvideos]

me this halloween 

[library-mermaid-blog]

I’m literally crying what does she even throw are those turnips??????

[kittiezandtittiez]

[knitmeapony]

This makes me laugh so hard EVERYTIME

[drivefasterboy-deactivated20151]

I almost sent this to the chair of my department once.

[bi-villain]

[anachronistique]

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

[theinturnetexplorer]

crossbreeds are so cool

[novaisprettyinpink]

I will take 10 of each please

[beardset]

I want a corgi husky omg

[enlargers-deactivated20170205]

pug in german is mops omg

[solehimself]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

they should change the part in the wedding ceremony where at the end you go “until death do us part” to “even in death in heaven or whatever afterlife you believe in, we’re still together” because I don’t want to die and get to heaven and find out my wife is now my ex wife because of the til death do us part bullshit and she’s dating some fucking guy named Todd? really that guy? the guy whose favourite film is fight club? you know what fuck you Karen

[anneroemer]

[papertownsy]

James Corden takes JLo’s phone and sends a text to Leonardo DiCaprio x

[yamakucci]

I need Leo as my friend.

[gamechangershow]

[seawitchintraining-deactivated2]

WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!

FUCKING CHRIST

[directoaltacho-deactivated20201]

[sarahmaraerobson]

“The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan

[jade-cooper]

Favorite what? Demon?!

[cheesey-toast]

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

[221cbakerstreet]

18th century Lilo and Stitch

[ringingofraevolution]

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

[rooksandravens]

HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

[dduane]

…Goodness.

[turretangel]

Dearie me, what is this that just popped up on my dash.

[avatarstateyipyip]

friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

[stability]

kids are dumb (by Nick Avallone)

[nick-avallone]

im glad that my legacy is assaulting children

[marniethedog]

took the train 2day

[hermionejg-deactivated20200701]

I don’t know what I even just watched but it really prepared me for the day.

[kingstupid]

always

[4seolhyun-deactivated20160315]

this was the best 20 seconds of my life

[dialgaarchive-deactivated201812]

WHEN PPL SAY HEELiES ARE SHiT—ThiS iST HE HOTTEST ThiNG iVE SEEn i ENED MORE PLS

[melissanovels]

@tyrashanks

[alexander-burton]

Here are some phone pics of my sleeping arrangement for the past few days (living outdoors is the best)

[dailylaughter4u]

[cyanideandfandoms-blog]

But why the last one though what am I not getting

[spydercyde]

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

[ccesamestreet-deactivated201412]

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.