Make-Out City’s a two-horse town

[themagichour]

Are you ever leaving, like, a grocery store at 10am on a Saturday or something and the man handling your transaction sends you off with a “Stay safe”?

?????? Thanks, I’ll try not to spill my Starbucks on myself?

[themagichour]

Some weird AI Rick and Morty 3.5-hour-long ASMR bedtime vid with no views that YouTube recommended to me:

“Two children, in different times and places: both learning, in their own strange ways, how to listen.”

We’re fucked. Every writer is fucked. It’s all fucked. It’s all fucked!!!!!!!!!!

[themagichour]

I’m not kidding when I ask if we can please make “low-res” an insult. I’ve come back to Tumblr about this. I’m serious about this.

[leonardbetts]

Twin Peaks — Dale Cooper in Season 2

[themagichour]

I’m under no delusion that I’m returning to Tumblr as my best self.

[themagichour]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Would anyone be interested in me finishing this? Is there still an active Succession fic audience? Please clap.

[themagichour]

d00dles

[themagichour]

Aww upon my return to tumblr I find this is gaining traction!! and I don't remember drawing it. you guuuuuuyyyyysss.

[themagichour]

I know I’ve not been on tumblr in a long while (and I need to tell you all about me potentially giving Stephen Colbert a complex about fiddling with his new signet ring) but I just fucking discovered that I can play guitar better when I spread my legs. I’m 35. I’ve been playing guitar since I was 14. I’m a girl. How was I supposed to know I could spread my legs. Anyway here’s Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground

[germsauce]

THE CURSE 1x10 - "Green Queen"

[louisinart-like-cuisinart]

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

[spadesofspader]

devastatingly unused nipple flap shirts

[purrtyhatemachine]

[t00thpasteface]

what do you mean this isn't them

[t00thpasteface]

patron reQuest

[t00thpasteface]

the real antidote to the problem of "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" is watching old horny shows like mash. nothing but perfectly normal-looking, homely, average people in that show who hook up with each other or unseen partners on a regular basis. hawkeye is absolutely drowning in sex and the man has such a bizarre mismatched set of randomly strong and weak facial features on a noodle body with dogshit posture. and it's GREAT. you can't tell how soft his jawline is because there's always a woman kissing his neck and blocking the camera. i know i riff on people saying they want to fuck mulcahy until he has a religious epiphany but as a butch lesbian with that exact face shape it's been so healing to be like. ohhhh ok so sexuality and attractiveness isn't just limited to the perfect beautiful poreless people on netflix. i understand now

[t00thpasteface]

accepting this schlub into my heart as a sex symbol and butchness projection target has done more for my self esteem than any of my five psychiatrists and fifteen different antidepressant prescriptions have ever accomplished

[functionally-immortal]

@sargassostories

your tags are perfection - i'll never get "he moves al dente" out of my head when rewatching M*A*S*H

[colbrot]

Jon Stewart Is Returning To "The Daily Show" But Will He Get His Security Deposit Back?

[themagichour]

THX really didn’t have to be that “fuck you” about it