Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a blog

This is it, basically

[thejakelikesonions]

the old family mule

[rnusicality]

fun statistics for adults! “when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself” -Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550 -Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800 -Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45 -Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25 -Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8 -Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

[firebreathingeli]

I remember once I was talking to two guys and one of them was complaining about his parents when the second chimed in. “Try having four parents!”

We automatically assumed that he had divorced parents that got remarried. He corrected us; “No, there is a plot twist. My mom and dad never got married but had me. They were going to get married, but then my dad suddenly confessed he was gay. My mom was so relieved and said that she discovered she was a lesbian and was afraid to tell him. So they stayed together in the same house for me. Then eventually both got partners. So my dad has his husband and my mom has her wife.”

And the third kid just looks down at the ground for a really long time before whispering, “That’s gay. “ 

[fakescience]

Inheritance Of Plumage Colors In Andalusian Fowls

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[queentianas]

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[twitterlols]

[squirreledelman]

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

[vladamsandler]

[spitblaze]

#when you’re tryna get a date but the dudes kid doesn’t like you (via @keirahagai)

[virginiaisforhaters]

Wow it’s almost like most of human history has been about controlling women… or something…

[librarianarchy-deactivated20171]

I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!”

It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[captoring]

i love the implication you were there when it happened. good times right

[brendenfraser]

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

[sandandglass]

[mrs-houligan]

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

[discobloodfeast-deactivated2023]

OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT

[orangeskins]

[thaibrator]

Going to school with a dress code

[socialfoto]

Broadclub cuttlefish The broadclub cuttlefish can be seen displaying a range of colors and textures. Commonly they are light brown or yellowish with white mottled markings. by GONNA_DIVE