blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Product Placement
Cosmic Funnies
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titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust
Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@themagnificentmx
about me!
Hi!! I run this blog. My name is Dorian, but you can also call me Dio!
I use he/him, they/them, se/syr and xe/xim pronouns! Please use all of them interchangeably when talking to/about me :)
I have a poetry blog, it’s @proseandpromises
I am 18. Anyone that’s not a racist, pedophile, nazi, TERF, or otherwise bigoted can interact.
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you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation
gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy
I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?
Don't become a housewife.
And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.
If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.
also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can
I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
is therapy not working anon?
I’m cocked in for my tumblr shift boss
It’s illegal to bully people with dickslexia so have fun in jail
well heaven forbid that tumblr user willgrahamscock should be made fun of for a penis typo
tumblr user willgrahamscock is probably NOT the best judge of whether therapy is working or not.
I am asking you to endure it.
a lot of Gregory Berrycones in the notes missing the reference to my twelve note magnum opus from several hours prior in which the narrator silently begs an entity that isn’t really God for death and the entity says no
the narrator is operating under the constraint that they can only use words “god” has already spoken, “god” is aware of this and says the ‘Time flies’ sentence on purpose in order to give the narrator the pieces they need to voice their complaint; “god” has constant access to the narrator’s thoughts, and answers them as though they’re having a conversation between equals, but clearly absolutely dictates the terms under which the narrator can speak. it becomes obvious as the scene continues that the narrator is silently screaming and that the request being denied may be a request for death, but is at minimum a request for some acute suffering to be stopped
this could be an interaction between a normal person and an evil telepath with some mind control ability pretending to be the voice of a benevolent god. or it could work as a demon lord speaking to a soul they’ve trapped in a mirror and keep at their side. or it could be an actual god trying to calm down their only believer because they’re trapped in the same prison. the concept amused me so kindly forgive the ugliness of the execution
I can assure you that the references to Christianity were deliberate. “Narrow is the strait” is a quote from the KJV bible; the narrator is capable of speaking directly in scripture, as long as they have the borrowed bits of language to stitch together, but “God” does not.
[ID: a drawing of a guy saying "Let's not argue about who has it easier." He is wearing a t-shirt that says 'The guy who has it easier.']
usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience
i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently
My dad read me stuff like the lord of the rings and the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and Sherlock Holmes as bedtime stories when I was a kid and I dunno what sort of effect that had on my development but whatever it did I think I’m making it everyone else’s problem
Reading chapter books one chapter a night to his kids was I think also an excuse for my dad to read some books he’d never gotten around to reading by himself. Did he know how sexual the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series can possibly get? No. We learned that together as a family.
i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting
Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
Shout out to Sherwinn-Williams, the only paint company that advocates drowning the Earth
genuinely one of the most cartoonishly evil looking logos/mottos a company has ever had, always scared me as a little kid lol
I love how it's not "Cover the Earth in color!" or anything happy like that. It's just cover the Earth, and it's a command. There is no beauty here, only the sound of a flood of paint overwhelming and erasing man
the fact that its red, too. like contextually you know it's paint, but if you remove the paint can, this looks like a political cartoon by a rabid conspiracy theorist about how the global shadow government Wants To Drown The World In Blood
is it good if this is the best praise you could have used for your movie commercial
sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way
artist's impression
whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual
forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango
Writers have something wrong with us cause I feel like every single writer who's like good at it is like "why am I doing this to myself" on a regular basis. I think writers who are kinda bad at it enjoy it more. Where is Kafka's little self portrait of him sitting at a table with his head in his hands
*completely missing where the pulse is* I think this chap is dead
