[themaskedmuffinbandit]

Just got diagnosed as terminally sutherlandpilled. Yeah the doctors are saying it’s all because I was on my kiefermaxxing hustle grindset :/

[sunblinks-deactivated20190523]

[raisel-the-riveter]

I almost didn’t click this because I assumed it would be someone singing the altered lyrics and I can basically figure out what that would sound like

BUT NO, someone has instead the original song to go like this and it is, very good

[kelgrid]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[kelgrid]

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

[kelgrid]

[rolanslide]

it's otgw season

[themaskedmuffinbandit]

each and every one of the Goodes chose killers they knew personally knowing their victims would ALSO be friends/neighbors … psychopath behavior may they all rot in hell

[themaskedmuffinbandit]

girlboss gangbang and what’s the other one ?

[themaskedmuffinbandit]

If you remember what a ‘songfic’ is you should be eligible for a veterans discount at cracker barrel

[themaskedmuffinbandit]

when i was seven and my sister was four i would make her give me her church grape juice and take my gross bread pill so that’s probably one of the reasons i’m going to hell 

[themaskedmuffinbandit]

nobody out-jabba’s the hut

[themaskedmuffinbandit]

honey bunches of goats

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[teathattast]

[gl1tter-beast]

me, literally anytime new MCR reunion rumours pop up:

“but now James said-”

[fobarthistory]

The Anatomy of a Fall Out Boy Song

[unclefather]

[lokis-little-mischief-maker]

And to think 11 years later it happened

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[charlemane]

i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

[charlemane]

i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series

[hypokeimena]

#THERE 👏🏻 WAS 👏🏻 ROOM 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 DRACO 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)

[jacketslutjayse]

Bfhcjgjfhfbf

[ubernoona]

Whatever version of hp you’ve been reading, i would like a copy