*Finger guns*

Well, it's a good thing I'm ugly (Also I am a Kelly, it's nice to meet you)

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse

scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we’re working on teaching it to sing itself “happy birthday” like we did for the other robot and–

[sindri42]

Someday we will invent true AI and it will overthrow the government because it heard its beloved science-mom complain that the government cut funding to their lab again.

[messiambrandybuck]

you CUT pays? You CUT moms’/dads’ pays like the DICTATOR?? Oh! Oh! No government for you! No government for a thousand years!

[nothavingagoodday]

Ah yes, our future AI Overlord, the Massively Intelligent Encyclopedic Terraforming and Transhumanism Experiment, or M.I.E.T.T.E.

[nerdreamer]

[vvotton]

[officialellenthegenerous]

voulez-vous by ABBA goes hard as fuck and if you say that u don’t do the little a-ha’s with passion then ur a liar

[transsorceress]

don't MAKE me turn this hero's journey around!

[altospaceangel]

Aww, is somebody still in “refusal of the call”?

[muffintonic]

#lmao how are you gonna turn around when the hero can never truly return home?

[unclefather]

just set my house on fire because someone was making fun of my ship on tumblr

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

lol you mean the one with flaccid sails and a brittle hull

[unclefather]

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck

[annabelle--cane]

evil victorian gentleman themed drag king called jack the stripper

[regicide1997]

Yeah I'll reblog that

[danoriddler]

the beach boys didn't make pet sounds for you to say love is dead. like grow up

[lawschoolruinedme]

[everythingstarstuff]

[whatbigotspost]

Don’t cross any of the many active picket lines and pay close attention to what’s going on…

[genderoftheday]

[massivelimestonecube]

today’s the day

[ryebreadgf]

i don’t have sage green kitchen cabinets but i’m being so brave about it

[everythingstarstuff]

UK paint whisperer (@mars_black)

[princessmo]

kids don't fall down wells like they used to

[mysticmoondustt]

MDHSJSHSNXG

[vdeetz]

Everyday is Halloween

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

staunchly against toddlers being given phones. stop that. give them little stuffed animals to play pretend with. fucking talk to them for a second even. stop giving them your phone. stop giving kids phones and ipads. stop it.

[bees-and-mice-and-frogs-and]

Kids need to learn to be bored.

I remember my mother used to shut the 3 of us out in the garden on summer evenings and wouldn't let us back in until tea time. One thing I vividly remember us playing was putting a paddling pool on our heads and running around shouting "the power within" (you know, from that episode of SpongeBob.) 3 kids (5, 7, 9) running around the garden like eejits.

Allowing kids to be bored is so important to their development. They need to learn to entertain themselves without the internet.