(?????) !!!!!!!

pointy and awful

[b-bro-deactivated20200502]

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

[suzy-archive]

sugar we’re going to azkaban

[82th-deactivated20190105]

[weloveshortvideos]

Don’t play with my emotions

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[queenclefairy]

I JUST FOUND THIS VIDEO ON TWITTER AND IM CRYING

[meangirlnurse]

sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment 

[meangirlnurse]

the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:

[james-winston]

[straightboyfriend]

someone: wow i hate alcohol its so stupid we shouldnt have to get drunk to have fun me, on my 4th shot: yea me too

[jkottke]

Unlikely simultaneous historical events

A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?

[quantumblog]

Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.

There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.

Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.

When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.

The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.

Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.

[seasonsmayklaine]

Pablo Picasso died the year Pink Floyd released “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973) 

Prisoners began to arrive to Auschwitz a few days after Mc'Donalds was founded. 

Coca-Cola is only 31 years younger than Italy. 

Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth II were born in the same year. 

The Ottoman empire still existed the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.

[historyofromanovs]

The first wagon train of the Oregon Trail heads out the same year the fax machine is invented.

Nintendo was founded at the same time Jack the Ripper was on the loose.

We put a man on the moon before we put wheels on a suitcase.

Oreos were invented the same year the Titanic sank.

The Mongols fought the Crusaders and the Samurais at the same time.

Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landings than she did to the building of the Pyramids of Giza.

[fredgolds]

there 👏 is 👏 no 👏 war 👏 in 👏 ba 👏 sing 👏 se

[angelicguy]

the average orgasm is 7 seconds. keeping a feral hog in your basement lasts for 5-16 years depending on your ability to care for it. the decision should be clear

[taco-bell-rey]

i bet he’s been waiting all year to post this

[weloveshortvideos]

[penis-hilton]

me

[cupidofchaos]

OMG THAT THIRD TIME THO

[transitionalform]

Empress Sissi of Austria.

[dunkindont]

[eroscestlavie]

a mariokart named desire