that's not how the force works

sara. bi. virgo. dynamite. five-foot. jewish bitch. the best.

[themorrisseythelessiknow]

just heard horny on main is legal again congrats tumblr

[lewwd]

Horny on main will now be punishable by death

[thatadhdfeel]

Not Yelling At Children is Better Than Yelling At Children, More At 11

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[inahiddenplace]

like okay i know astrology is fake but it’s real

[deb-oceans]

#Straight People™

[outofcontextyugioh]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[prehistoricmancunt]

[stability]

[naramdil]

third base is when you both discuss your emotional trauma with one another 

[beachdeath]

[80source]

Madonna: Material Girl (1985)

[horrorandhalloween]

by Caley Hicks

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dogs2thesequel]

i remember in 2014 everyone was pointing out how creepy twilight was and how edward was constantly depicted as a stalker and the shit with jacob literally falling in love with a fucking baby and now its 2018 and people are trying to claim twilight was actually good all along and we only hated it bc of misogyny or whatever like… how did y’all get less woke

[lkfsflkgfkdmlsaklfd-deactivated]

this is a good post julie

[metahomo]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

hey, stop blaming yourself for what people did to you. it’s not your fault. you didn’t cause it. some people are just assholes.