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God bless! Yet another day of COLD! DRAB! RAIN!!! The lord truly giveth!
When both of your thirsty sword lesbians are inspired off of Warhammer 40k factions
(One on the left is named 2D. She was a Trickster.)
HELLO MONSTER FUCKERS
I have no platform on Tumblr but I DO NOT CARE. I NEED THIS ANSWERED OR I WILL PASS OUT.
WHICH KIND OF MONSTER IS THE SMASHIEST?
Zombies
Vampires
Mummies
Skeletons/liches
Fish-people/sirens/creatures
Werewolves
Urban legends/cryptids
Ghosts
Demons/succubus
Satyrs/half animal-half person
Eldritch horrors
Something else uber specific- TELL ME in tags/comments
(Neuroscience exams exhaust me. I need to speak with my fellow kind right now)...
Warhammer 40kās Genestealer Cultists, specifically the variants in third and fourth generations. Take theseā
The extra arms, the stinger tails, the devoted stoicismā¦
Look, if I was ever an Imperial Agent or whatnot with some level of knowledge on aliens and some of these guys happened to break away from the hivemind⦠you know who Iām booty calling š³
when all your homies are talking about homoerotic sword fights where both parties are covered in shallow cuts and bruises and sweaty and panting and so on and so forth but your combat style revolves around sneak attacks and instant kill poison
Warrior Cats books will be named shit like "The Fallen Star" and then the plot will be about characters arguing on whether they like immigrants or not
The book description: Chaos among the clans erupts as split sides threaten to tear the foundation of what the cats of the clans have known for centuries. Who will side with what? Will families be torn apart? Will peace ever be restored?
The plot:
"I don't like immigrants" PlasticWhisker said with a low growl
"But I like immigrants! And our leader used to be one!" StainFur spat back
"Immigrants bad" one other cat shouted from the crowd
"Immigrants good!" another argued from afar
ProtagonistPaw looked at his paws and thought to himself "Sometimes... immigrants good and bad..."
[The only warrior cats character with a non-european name changes it happily and with pride in the next chapter and dies in the next book]
And then the community hosts a PlasticWhisker MAP that paints them as the next big bad aura farmer, Warriors fans make a million different rewrites that end up just have A Completely Different Plot Wholly Divorced From The Original Source Material At That Point rather than a rewrite that solves the problems, a new line of figurines come out and they all just look like TigerClones, Erin Hunter makes 1 Warbillion dollars, rinse and repeat.
Hereās hoping that Laxmi and Koumba join the hater squad in s2 š¤šš¤
Anybody else think that Touch-Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon is kind of Carol and Manousos core?
In this year of 2026 we need more vampire-knight crossposting. Cmonnnnn. Hear me out hereā¦
Maybe youāre some Joe Schmoe human knight, and your liege is a vampire. Maybe serving a vampire is the only way to advance in a vampire dominated society, so itās like a quid-pro-quo thing like banging your boss. Maybe youāre doing it so you can become a vampire too. Maybe⦠youāre serving them so you can see them drop their guard so that you can go in for the kill on a famous monster, deep undercover type stuff, sprinkle a bit of enemies-to-lovers in there!
A few ways I could see being human liege with a vampire knight looking likeā¦
Maybe you āinheritedā the vampire, theyāve been around in this court serving your family for god knows how long. So while youāre the guy with the position, theyāre the one guiding you with the real know-how. Lots of fun with power dynamics here.
Maybe the vampire made their way into your service more recently, and even though theyāre a threatening monster that could tear you to shreds, take your throne, destroy the kingdom⦠and yet they remain loyal to you. Why? Thatās between the two of you.
Maybe itās more of an equals situation, with both you and the vampire being knights. Or youāre the vampire and somebody else is a human knight.
What if the human is the only one who knows their fellow knight is a vampire? The tensionā¦
Maybe youāre rivals, and thereās a slight imbalance due to the vampire being stronger, but being outwitted by the puny human knight every timeā¦
What if the vampire is tolerated in the court because of more dangerous threats to the realm being present. Both them and the human knight have to go on a quest together to fight one of said threats, and gets some quality alone time togetherā¦
Or, what if youāre both vampires. One may be a stronger, more humanoid form, the other being a more savage, or feral thrall type. Could be fun to play around with the various forms.
I dunno, just thinking about vampire knights.
Iāve Finally Finished Making It ā The Monsterhearts Warhammer-Themed Skin Pack! For Free!
I donāt have much else to say here, but check it out!
I should just crawl away into the forest and become a cryptid that eats strangers that wander too far off the path.
I. LOVE peeling potatoes. I am. THE SKIN FLAYER.
what if, when we canāt sleep bc thereās something bugging you (horror movie, smth scary, along the lines of that) itās your brain not letting you sleep because it knows you would have nightmares if you did sleep
idk Iām sleep deprived
Got the Warhammer introductory set and damn. Playing this game got me playing with toys again in a way I havenāt done in a long time. Was narrating the whole thing like a sports match.
āuh oh hoodwink just killed Gloryhammer and now 24K Magic is PISSED.ā
āThose two are kicking ass and taking names, and Crest and Gong Farmer are quaking in their boots right now.ā
āAnd Bob finishes the battle as the last man standing and oh. Oh boy heās traumatized. Thatās gonna sting in the morning.ā
One of these days some of yāall are going to be screaming my name. Not saying what context though.