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every time an American says "Legos" my ears spin around and fall off

for the confused Americans in the replies:

here’s my monthly solangelo contribute, but make it yuri 😁😁 i like it a lot, especially the little chibi, I wanna make it like a matching pfp but I also wanna keep my annabeth pfp T-T that reminds me I need to draw annabeth soon..

aww look at them…hope they don’t go into Tartarus or whatever 😒😒

the-real-google

I'm physically shaking.... I'm so upset...

I tried to log into Grindr this morning and found that they had changed the app's logo to a woke rainbow version...

I feel sick to my stomach. I've used the app for countless hours only for them to reveal themselves as woke liberal queers. My lawyers will be hearing about this.

nicothespy

did anyone order solangelo yuri??? wlw nico di angelo and will solace??? nicole and willow????

quix5gg

happy pride month especially to them

heartattackinblackdye

@lizard-braind

notahorseindisguise

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

notahorseindisguise

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

notahorseindisguise

i need to type with more of an accent

notahorseindisguise

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

teaboot

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

teaboot

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect