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buxina

alienpapacy

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

tatiannamaslany-blog

do-you-have-a-flag

tomorrow

thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas

Queueing this for next year

barbex

How to post fanfic to AO3 without the headache.

For all writers.

My general advice is to either write in Google Docs or at least paste the last version into it before posting. Now, what you need is a Google Doc script from here: posttools, namely this doc: Google Doc AO3 posting script Go into the File menu and “Make a copy”. Now you have this doc in your own Drive and you can delete all the text in it or put it into a comment (that’s what I did).

Now, here comes the magic! You paste the stuff you’ve written into this “Post to AO3 with out the headache” document, click on Post to AO3 > Prepare for pasting into HTML Editor and Bam! It’s all converted into HTML! (horizontal lines do not get converted, I add those by hand).

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Now you have a source code that you copy and paste into

–> the editing window on AO3:

–> the source code editor on fanfiction.net:

–> and even into the html version of the Text post thingy here on tumblr.

Is that awesome? Yes!

themouthking-archive

Seems like a good tome to reblog this.

comfortingcatharsis

Good Types of Tropes For H/C

No Pain Killers Available

Gotta Stay Quiet To Avoid Discovery

Feverish Delirium And Mumbling

Cowboy Medicine: Whiskey Internally & Externally Applied

Huddling For Warmth

Desperate Hand-Holding

“Breathe, Just Breathe”

Protectively Cradling A Broken Arm

The Word ‘Winced’

Whimpering

“Easy, Easy There”

Being Carried; Bridal, Fireman’s, Two-Person, Doesn’t Matter- Being Carried

Coughing, or, God-Forbid, Sneezing, With Broken Ribs

Fainting

Waking Up Not Knowing Where They Are

Animal Attack

DIY Bullet-Removal

Field-Medicine in General

Blankets/Shirt Collar Shifting Just Enough To Have Bandages Peeking Out

Gentle Shushing

Needing Help To Drink From A Glass

Brushing Hair From Brow

Collapsing Off Of Horse

Dramatic Irony Injury Reveal (Audience Knows About It But Other Characters Do Not)

Frantically Feeling For Breath Or Pulse

(feel free to add on!)

missmarionmac

- “…you stayed?” “Of course I did.”

-The comforting one watching the hurt one sleep and feeling incredibly ~fond~

-The hurt one waking up to see the comforting one asleep near them and feeling incredibly ~fond~

splickedylit

>8Dc

Stubbornly Standing Only To Have Their Legs Give Out And Being Hastily Caught/Supported

“We Still Haven’t Settled Who’s The Superior Rival–So…S-so Don’t You Dare Die On Me!”

The Worst-Injured Character Half-Conscious And Begging To Know If The Others Are Okay

Lips/Cheek-To-Forehead Temperature-Checking

Taking Off Shirts To Change Bandages

Smoldering Sexy Gentleness

Platonic Tender Gentleness

Waking Up Bandaged In Somebody Else’s House/Bed

Soft, Funny, Dumbass Comfort After Painful Hurt

The Rough Character Holding The Injured Soft Character Gently And Breaking Down Over Them

The Soft Character Holding The Injured Rough Character Protectively Close With The Spark Of Protective Rage In Their Eyes.

Holding Hands And Eye Contact To Endure Through Pain

Insisting You’re Healed Enough, Time To Make This UST Into RST

Insisting That No, They’re Still Too Hurt And The Audience Needs To Stew More

Amnesia Of Basically Any Variety–Funny, Tragic, Sexy, Infuriatingly Ill-timed

Loopy/Forgetful/Over-Affectionate On Pain Meds

I, As A Nurse, Can Tell What That Illness Probably Is From The Clinical Presentation In The Fic And I Am Living

remembertherandler

*hides*

[x/x/x]

magicbubblepipe

So I…I uh. wrote a thing.

A Moment Alone

Oh. My. God.

Oh shit

patricia lockwood

“One of the most solid pieces of writing advice I know is in fact intended for dancers – you can find it in the choreographer Martha Graham’s biography. But it relaxes me in front of my laptop the same way I imagine it might induce a young dancer to breathe deeply and wiggle their fingers and toes. Graham writes: ‘There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all of time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and it will be lost. The world will not have it. It is not your business to determine how good it is nor how valuable nor how it compares with other expressions. It is your business to keep it yours clearly and directly, to keep the channel open.’”

— Zadie Smith (via campaignagainstcliche)

did-you-know

There’s a song that’s been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and lower cortisol levels. It’s so effective that it’s dangerous to drive while listening to it because it can make you drowsy. Source Source 2 Source 3

southern-wilde

YO O_O

jackscarab

I knew within seconds that I’d heard this before.

It was one of the first Tumblr posts I favorited.

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm. Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.” The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving. The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union - Weightless 2. Airstream - Electra 3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya - Watermark 5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona - Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints - Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly

One of the comments suggests pairing it with Rainymood.

The combined calm might be weaponized with adding this song and some crackling fire.

suanpir-deactivated20170126

When I was literally unable to sleep at all, my senior at work gave me this song to listen to!

the-dm-diet-steve-blog

My wife uses this song when she’s having near-meltdown levels of anxiety right before bed and it helps her relax and shed some of that stress enough for her to attempt to lie down and sleep.

gallusrostromegalus

While it;s not a substitute for my meds, this song is really, really great for breaking the must-stay-awake cycle for me and really helps me sleep. There’a 10-hour version on yourtube.

youdidinthedark

my last two braincells at the moment

jamiealways-gmm

themouthking-archive

I think I’ve been really confusing about this just judging from questions I’ve gotten so let me try again, and I’m sorry for apparently going about this in the worst way possible.