[thememedaddy]

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[hsw3k]

Beware the cannibals…

[catchymemes]

[carnations8delight]

Had to reblog this is kicking my base

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[placeholdername-1]

[avasillva]

— Traci Brimhall, Dear Eros

[lastchancedreams]

[sci-fi-gifs]

Fallout 2.02 "The Golden Rule"

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[astronomical-bagel]

Happy late anniversary to the post that changed tumblr’s (and the entire internet’s) vernacular forever

[xwxtchbxtchx]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I need dick on a new level never before seen

[orcboxer]

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

[orcboxer]

*closes my ancient tome* he's ready

*turns to the council* unleash the fractal hypercock

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

[orcboxer]

not impordant right now

[dogpuppy]

[ro-gender-stuff]

@questionable-ftm-passing-advice

[questionable-ftm-passing-advice]

Confidently thrust into the chip reader to pay

[graygreenn]

Instructions unclear, I have now stuck my penits in the chip reader

[ace-aussie-asshole]

The confidence to get your wang out in public is impressive, but your hubris has left you penitsless.

[anthonysperkins]

Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates Psycho (1960) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

for @gifmakershub mini event: villains

[awkwardkermitfrog]

Hey tumblr why is this marked as “potentially mature content”

[probablyasocialecologist]

“Why should a French or a German citizen be born with access to world-class services and well-protected rights (actual implementation on the basis of minority status may differ), while a Somalian citizen is not only denied those things, but also faces huge obstacles in becoming a citizen (or even a resident) of anywhere else? If you are born a citizen of Japan, there are 190 countries you can travel to freely without a visa; if you are a citizen of Afghanistan, there are only 25. If you are born a U.K. citizen, and feel like a change of scene, you can pay $7 for permission to go to Canada, hop on a flight, and stay for up to six months without anyone bothering you. If you are born in a refugee camp, it can take years before you even get a chance to live in a place like Canada. So how can we possibly consider ourselves to be people who care about freedom and autonomy, when thanks to borders our destinies are practically assigned to us at birth? Is it absurd to form your own state? Or is it more absurd to have states in the first place?”

— Aisling McCrea, No Man Is An Island?

[inanotherunivrse]

In another universe I never met you. I didn’t have to question if it was casual and wait around for you to decide it was after I’d already given so much of myself to you. Can I be in that universe? I’m tired of this one.

[spacedean]

DEAN WINCHESTER in one random episode per day ‣ 316/327 12.23 ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER