zoinks

23 / f / zero self esteem

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[slutshame-alexanderhamilton]

Hands down the funniest thing I have ever heard at college was overhearing the following sentence at a conference:

“I asked him what his pronouns were and he said ‘uh, PhD.’”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[guccixcucci]

No City Hates Its Landlords Like Berlin Does

Activists say a five-year rent freeze is merely a good start. Who’s up for expropriating some private property?

@toronto take notes

[afronerdism]

@everywhere take notes

[actuallygomezaddams]

yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate

[no-chill-at-all]

[casanovabutch]

Which side are you on?

[faggottt]

[tony-hawks-prole-skater-2]

[unclefather]

I cry every time I read this

[swarnpert]

do you guys think jesus was hung

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

no i think he was crucified

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[djsockpuppet]

[vrabia]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[occidentaltourist]

Same energy

[hydrattan]

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet