hi Baby!

bea/22/nb(they/them) formerly @babeaspice

[dozakhnama-deactivated20200830]

two girls coming together and plotting a gruesome vengeful death for the men who wronged them should be a romantic sub genre of its own

[cumbresborrascosas]

[ms-demeanor]

Since man can’t judge me and I don’t fear god I’ve decided to start playing harmonica on my commute.

[nonbinaryqueerzim-deactivated20]

[kalbindenoperim]

hehe

[virginiasummer-deactivated20200]

gays just be like hands rebirth through water tenderness cowboys repression nature longing

[isthatovid]

[lesbianshepard]

i love when professors try to use modern slang to relate to students. my professor referred to the theater of pompey as “the place where caesar got vibe checked by a bunch of senators” and i lost it. 

[lesbianshepard]

Vibe Check (1806) by Vincenzo Camuccini

[bloopsalot]

my digital homework was to make a motivational poster

So I made griffin mcelroy

yall motivated?

[5u5]

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

[daisiesandbumblebees]

please see a gynecologist

[themptybowl]

gently waves in ur direction

i need $50 to cover my utilities by Tuesday the 15th. Ive already been late one too many times and my roommates are getting irritated with me. Im going through some thoroughly traumatic shit right now and if you want clarification please feel free to dm me.

paypal: [email protected]

venmo: @beauttom

[sighinastorm]

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

[sighinastorm]

[the-dwarven-viking]

There was a tornado warning and a bunch of people gathered outside to set off fireworks. I wish I was kidding.

[sighinastorm]

How cool would it be to shoot fireworks into a tornado?

[sighinastorm]

[theoverlordmisha]

[lucky1nce]

if you weren’t on tumblr in 2012-2015 you’ll never understand the true and primal fear of scrolling through an interesting post and then suddenly seeing

[wallace-and-gromit-deactivated2]

Your Honor, the witness is a little bitch and a coward.

I rest my case.

[hajsndskskmsnxndn-deactivated20]

me and all my gay friends trying to sit together

[daysei-deactivated20190824]

i love this

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[swagintherain]

[lissanaria-deactivated20220607]

PETA being shredded renews my life.

[demichii]

ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ its freakin bats ོ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ

[coldtongue]

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

[oldfriendsdogs]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]