Bonjour!

Hello! My name is Professor Sycamore, and I am a Pokemon professor from the Kalos region. You may have received your starter Pokemon from me. My research specialty is in Pokemon evolution, specifically Mega Evolution. Every day, my assistants and I continue to make new and marvelous discoveries about Pokemon! Please feel free to stop by and visit my lab in Lumiose City. Anyone is welcome!

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

@labassistantsophie, my dear, you wouldn’t happen to be available tonight, would you?

[labassistantsophie]

A-ah, Professor! Oui, I am. Is there something you need of me?

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

Why, yes actually! I was wondering if you would like to join me for dinner? I forgot to get my lunch today because I was working on my presentation as a guest lecturer at the local university, and it’s unfortunately gotten to the point that I cannot concentrate anymore.

[labassistantsophie]

Oh, I see… We’ve talked about your eating habits, oui? This won’t do at all! Let’s go get dinner right away. I’d love to hear all about your presentation, as well!

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

I know, my apologies. I just sometimes get so focused that I lose track of some of the other important things.

Well, at least I won't have to eat alone, oui?

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

@labassistantsophie, my dear, you wouldn’t happen to be available tonight, would you?

[labassistantsophie]

A-ah, Professor! Oui, I am. Is there something you need of me?

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

Why, yes actually! I was wondering if you would like to join me for dinner? I forgot to get my lunch today because I was working on my presentation as a guest lecturer at the local university, and it's unfortunately gotten to the point that I cannot concentrate anymore.

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

@labassistantsophie, my dear, you wouldn't happen to be available tonight, would you?

[labassistantsophie]

Do you ever take off your glasses?

Hm? Oui, at times. I’m not a big fan of contact lenses, but I do wear them sometimes.

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

What a helpful baguette ;)

Comment une baguette peut être utile?

[labassistantsophie]

I’ve been working on this for so long, but it seems… there’s… non, it’s not good enough. There must be something I’m overlooking. It’ll never be published at this rate, I can’t submit this…

Perhaps a coffee run might help. Caffeine never hurt.

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

Would you like me to join you, Sophie dear? Perhaps we could look over your paper together. Four eyes are better than two, oui?

[labassistantsophie]

O-oh! Professor! I didn’t realize you might still be up, it was a long day at the lab. I… It would be a tremendous help! Your input is invaluable to me, and National Pokegraphic’s target audience is Pokemon Professors… If it isn’t too much trouble… merci! Merci beacoup! Where would you like to meet?

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

How about we meet in my office then? I recently obtained a bag of the finest Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee, and I would love to share it with you!

[labassistantsophie]

I’ve been working on this for so long, but it seems… there’s… non, it’s not good enough. There must be something I’m overlooking. It’ll never be published at this rate, I can’t submit this…

Perhaps a coffee run might help. Caffeine never hurt.

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

Would you like me to join you, Sophie dear? Perhaps we could look over your paper together. Four eyes are better than two, oui?

[megamairin-blog]

SURPRISE!!!!!!

HEY @strongestmegaevolution and @shutterbugviola!!! Guess what!!! I’m coming to see the baby!!!!!!

Well not JUST me, @themysteriesofmegaevolution and his girlfriend are with me, too!!! We’re almost there, I can see Santalune City already!!!!

[shutterbugviola]

What a wonderful surprise, Mairin! And what perfect timing, I just fed and changed Victoire so she’s looking picture perfect and ready for a visit. I look forward to seeing you all!

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

I am looking forward seeing the three of you as well, and I am sure that my colleague @labassistantsophie is excited to see everyone as well, oui?

[strongestmegaevolution]

I’m sure Victorie would really appreciate a visit from you, Professor.

Word of advice. Don’t wear your white labcoat.

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

I'm looking forward to visiting her as well!

[megamairin-blog]

SURPRISE!!!!!!

HEY @strongestmegaevolution and @shutterbugviola!!! Guess what!!! I’m coming to see the baby!!!!!!

Well not JUST me, @themysteriesofmegaevolution and his girlfriend are with me, too!!! We’re almost there, I can see Santalune City already!!!!

[shutterbugviola]

What a wonderful surprise, Mairin! And what perfect timing, I just fed and changed Victoire so she’s looking picture perfect and ready for a visit. I look forward to seeing you all!

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

I am looking forward seeing the three of you as well, and I am sure that my colleague @labassistantsophie is excited to see everyone as well, oui?

[megamairin-blog]

HEY!!! I’m really good at this stuff!!! I could tell when Alain was making googly eyes at Miss Viola before they even went on any dates!!!! 

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

Is that so....

[megamairin-blog]

SURPRISE!!!!!!

HEY @strongestmegaevolution and @shutterbugviola!!! Guess what!!! I’m coming to see the baby!!!!!!

Well not JUST me, @themysteriesofmegaevolution and his girlfriend are with me, too!!! We’re almost there, I can see Santalune City already!!!!

[shutterbugviola]

What a wonderful surprise, Mairin! And what perfect timing, I just fed and changed Victoire so she’s looking picture perfect and ready for a visit. I look forward to seeing you all!

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

I am looking forward seeing the three of you as well, and I am sure that my colleague @labassistantsophie is excited to see everyone as well, oui?

[strongestmegaevolution]

I’ve spent some time thinking about what to tell everyone.

Other than doctors and nurses, the only people who have seen Victoire are her mother, her aunt, and myself.

…

It’s hard to put things into words. When you’ve… created a new life.

I’ve known that Victoire has been real this whole time. I’ve seen Viola’s body change over time and I’ve felt her trashing in Viola’s womb.

…but… you never know how real someone is until you see them for yourself.

The doctors… they let me hold Victoire for a moment. She.. she is more beautiful than any sight I’ve seen in Kalos… or any other part of the world I’ve been in.

I’ve battled gods, super-mutants, and things I can’t even begin to describe. I’ve seen amazing sights that can’t even begin to be described.

Nothing is as beautiful as my daughter.

Nothing.

I want to continue my work to make this world as beautiful as I can… to bring true beauty to Kalos and the rest of the world. Because I want Victoire to inherit a world that I have helped to improve.

I have more to fight for now. More to protect. More to love. And I will continue to love Viola and Victoire until I breathe my last, and Yveltal accepts my spirit.

Happy Birthday, Victoire. Your father loves you very much.

[megamairin-blog]

CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO!!!!!!!! WHEN CAN I MEET HER!!!!!!!!!

[strongestmegaevolution]

Soon, Mairin. They’re supposed to be bringing her out to the maternity ward in a few moments. They’ve uh… heard that we have quite the entourage. 

[megamairin-blog]

Can I hold her PLEEEEEEASSSSEEEEE???!! Does she look more like you??? Or more like Miss Viola??? Do you think she likes dragons??? Professor Sycamore is SOOOOO nice he let me pick out a present for her!!!! I hope she likes it!!!! 

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

Mairin, calm down young lady. Patience is a virtue, especially with newborns.

[strongestmegaevolution]

I’ve spent some time thinking about what to tell everyone.

Other than doctors and nurses, the only people who have seen Victoire are her mother, her aunt, and myself.

…

It’s hard to put things into words. When you’ve… created a new life.

I’ve known that Victoire has been real this whole time. I’ve seen Viola’s body change over time and I’ve felt her trashing in Viola’s womb.

…but… you never know how real someone is until you see them for yourself.

The doctors… they let me hold Victoire for a moment. She.. she is more beautiful than any sight I’ve seen in Kalos… or any other part of the world I’ve been in.

I’ve battled gods, super-mutants, and things I can’t even begin to describe. I’ve seen amazing sights that can’t even begin to be described.

Nothing is as beautiful as my daughter.

Nothing.

I want to continue my work to make this world as beautiful as I can… to bring true beauty to Kalos and the rest of the world. Because I want Victoire to inherit a world that I have helped to improve.

I have more to fight for now. More to protect. More to love. And I will continue to love Viola and Victoire until I breathe my last, and Yveltal accepts my spirit.

Happy Birthday, Victoire. Your father loves you very much.

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

Oh my.

It seem something unexpected has happened.

@pansynews, is there anything you need me to grab in Lumiose before I arrive?

[pansynews]

@megamairin would be nice. And some Galettes.

@bonnielovespokemon said she wants you to bring Garchomp.

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

Splendid! I'll grab the car. @labassistantsophie would you wish to join me in picking up @megamairin?

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

Oh my.

It seem something unexpected has happened. @pansynews, is there anything you need me to grab in Lumiose before I arrive?

[revelatiicns-blog-deactivated20]

Okay, daily shit posts aside, I got an offer from a scientist I couldn’t refuse. (No, really, I couldn’t refuse. Grandpa insisted on me taking it up.) I’ll be returning to Kalos to resume my work here when I’m finished with my other offer. I apologize for the minor annoyance, @themysteriesofmegaevolution. I hope to return to my post here as soon as they allow me to.

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

Well it was a pleasure working with you, Gary, and I look forward to the next opportunity in which we will work together. I wish you the best of luck in hoenn!

[labassistantsophie]

@themysteriesofmegaevolution? It seems that we’re in for an all nighter at this rate… Would it be terribly inappropriate if I… Perhaps opened up a bottle of wine? I find a glass to be quite relaxing when trying to get tedious work like this done.

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

You know, I could use a glass myself. Besides, it’s someone’s birthday today. I don’t see why we could not celebrate such an occasion while we work!

[labassistantsophie]

Bien! That seems as good a reason as any! I’ll pour them up for us right now!

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

Splendid!

[labassistantsophie]

@themysteriesofmegaevolution? It seems that we’re in for an all nighter at this rate… Would it be terribly inappropriate if I… Perhaps opened up a bottle of wine? I find a glass to be quite relaxing when trying to get tedious work like this done.

[themysteriesofmegaevolution]

You know, I could use a glass myself. Besides, it's someone's birthday today. I don't see why we could not celebrate such an occasion while we work!