Something Strange Happened Here

Descriptions are descriptive.

[tourfilm]

oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[official-kircheis]

Please find in my messenger’s sack tablets with the requested tax records.

[official-kircheis]

Forgive me; I carelessly neglected to put the tablets in the previous messenger’s sack. The gods willing they shall be in the present messenger’s sack.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Man people have always been people, haven’t they?

I want to know what period in human evolution we went from “Hee Hoo Termite Mound” to “Complaining About Insufferable Coworkers” because I’m willing to bet it was REAL SHORT. My personal guess is that it was a period of less than 300 years after H. erectus started cooking meat, for no reason other than the observed phenomenon of “Everyone Has A Fucking Opinion About How To Manage The Campfire, Especially People Who Have Exactly No Business Managing Fire”.

[bedeviledgoober]

NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM

[arsonistblue]

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

[arsonistblue]

hi i'm a woman in an apocalypse who raids abandoned shops for supplies but i never need pads or tampons because i never have my period

[arsonistblue]

hi i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and this hunting jacket was my father's. he was a woman's size 4

[chinasorrows]

put together some fun vines that i hope haven’t been used in every other compilation ever ✌️ enjoy

[madiesunny]

I love stumbling across these old compilations, cause they’re just stupidly wholesome and make me miss these times so much.

[briannacherrygarcia]

Kang was here for the drama

instagram | twitter | kofi

[itsapmseymour]

Do you have skeletons in your closet?

Before I answer that,

Should I be concerned with your username

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lazorsandparadox]

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn't have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sloth-incarnate]

[i-rathernot-say]

I was so proud when he didn't spill the milk

[ariaste]

when he didn't spill the milk, I said out loud, "Oh hey, great job!!! You did a great job!"

[teddylacroix]

Help me peesh

[gravityofstars]

Deewishies

[lesbianrey]

is that………..what i think it is

[lesbianrey]

[catchymemes]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[girlhugger]

i swear yall need to watch spongebob docupants im dying 

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Q: It is illegal for drivers under the age of 21 to operate a vehicle while under the influence, True/False?

A: False! It is is illegal to drive under the influence at ANY age."

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[parkchanwoohoo]

I passed the test because it was fairly simple compared to the damn psychological warfare conducted by the practice test I used

[parkchanwoohoo]

Actual test: Identify which of the following is a stop sign

Practice test: Four cars at a four way unmonitored intersection and youre the only one turning right. The car across from you is hydroplaning, and the driver of the car to your left exits the vehicle and pulls out a gun

[heavensickness]

colllection

[boeing-787]

[retrogamingblog2]

[everythingfox]

Collateral damage

[retrogamingblog2]