Fight your own battles

"Through magic were we created, through magic were we enslaved, no more will we be obedient to our masters. No more will we fight your wars. We are not mindless things to use and discard. To fight and destroy, until we are destroyed ourselves. We are sentient beings, and we will not be controlled."

[abiwaif]

The physics of balancing toys 🙃

[littleguysdaily]

[probablyfunrpgideas]

Play a warlock character who calls himself Vithimorex or something like that. Always mention how grateful you are to your patron, Frank, for the wondrous powers he gives you.

Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.

[probablyfunrpgideas]

Also, I realized something about the name I made up, so here’s a song:

When the moon splits in two and your nightmares come true, Vithimorex...

When the world seems to bleed since the dead god was freed, Vithimorex...

[dgcakes]

I see somebody hit level 14

[probablyfunrpgideas]

This is the best response I’ve ever seen

[mr-deep-downer]

dark science beyond belief

[captain-cargoshorts]

[booksandghosts]

[seraphex]

big fan of creatures that are both divine and mechanical

[seraphex]

there’s some kinda connection to be made between angels and robots but i can’t make it. someone else make this post for me

[kc5rings]

#tagged for me #every time a computer is courteous or kind to you because it was programmed to be that way #i hope you think about how angels too were made to serve and worship their creator #and i hope you want more for them too

Hey what the hell this is beautiful??

[nevzatboyraz44-deactivated20241]

[suffer-my-beloved-mutuals]

[toxictiktoks]

[fatsexybitch]

Stabbys great grand pappy, Slashy

[nickelwounds]

highlighting @werewolf-boi 's threatening tags

[randomencounters]

Encounter: security sentries outside the lair of a particularly unhinged villain

[princessscrambledpancakes]

the absolute power of “can you dodge me”, i want that on my tombstone

[siphersaysstuff]

[epilepticsaints]

[miiilowo]

i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

[miiilowo]

when i was 12 i was out there with a shovel for no reason

[mossworm]

I found the best tea kettle ever at a second hand store, I may have to get some tea now

[mossworm]

I found this kettle on the internet, it's by a company called Kamenstein. They made other cute animal teapots but ALSO these super cool moving ones that use the steam to spin bees or rocketships or carousel horses?! There are videos of them working!

[angelicguy]

the fucking gorilla glue logo looks like an ad for gorillas. it has nothing to do with glue

[thatdisasterauthor]

Every few years I remember that the Alternative Limb Project exists and get blown away once more by their work.

This one is half hyper-realistic, and half swapable sections based on the woman's personality, moods, and spirituality.

This one comes with a DRONE and has control panels in the wrist and forearm, as well as a flashlight and laser pointer.

This one is older, from 2012, but I still love it. Shiny shiny.

This one has a WORKING CUCKOO CLOCK IN THE KNEE. A WORKING. CUCKOO CLOCK.

Another older one, this one with realistic snake.

This is a two part one, dedicated to railway workers/builders/passengers who lost limbs. The limbs can be hooked together to allow the little train to travel between them.

This one is a literal swiss army knife arm, full of survival supplies.

Just. GAH. They are all so neat.

The project was started by Sophie de Oliveira Barata and you really have to check out her work: https://thealternativelimbproject.com/

[wit-expansion]

📹 IG : ohataku0716

[nehirose]

oh holy shit

[typhlonectes]

[thenamelessareforgedinwar]

Family portrait

[thenamelessareforgedinwar]

Justice and his son the homunculus

[thenamelessareforgedinwar]

Justice

[tanoraqui]

you know how sometimes you’re genuinely about to fall asleep, in bed, in the dark, nestled in, and then you’re like, “I wonder if there are enough spells with “Wall” in the name to make a full list of domain/patron/oath spells?” and then you roll over and grab your phone (which you had put away) and 40 minutes later you’ve made up an entire subclass?

Divine Domain: Walls

You worship the Wallmaker, the god of walls. Not metaphorical walls, holding back emotions or protecting the innocent or whatever. Walls. The walls themselves. A god of walls.

Domain Spells:

1st Lv: Alarm, Shield (you cannot conjure a true wall, but you can summon the essence of one for 8 hours or a ghost of one for a few seconds)

3rd Lv: Lesser Wind Wall*, Warding Wind (you are still so untrained in the true art of walls, you can only manage with the least wall-like element: air)

5th Lv: Wall of Sand, Wall of Water (walls!)

7th Lv: Lesser Wall of Light*, Wall of Fire (walls!)

9th Lv: Wall of Force, Wall of Stone (WALLS!)

*Does 1 less die of damage than stated in the canon description of the spell. I had to be flexible to get everything into 2 spells per level, okay; cut me some slack.

Wall’s Endurance. At first level, you gain the endurance of a well-built wall. You gain 1 HP now and 1 more with each level-up. You cannot be pushed back or knocked prone.

Channel Divinity: Wall’s Durability. At second level, you can channel the power of your god to grant an ally the durability of a sturdy wall. Channel divinity and take 1 action to make a spectral wall around any creature you can see within 60ft of you, granting them resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage for 1 minute.

Wall’s Fortitude. At sixth level, you gain the fortitude of a wall under siege. Any armor you put on is automatically +1 while you wear it. This stacks with otherwise enchanted armor.

Wall’s Power. At eighth level, you begin to unlock the true potential of walls. Any spell you cast with “Wall” in the name now does an extra damage die of damage. 

More Walls. At seventeenth level, your god recognizes your worthiness and grants to access to even more walls. Wall of Ice, Wall of Thorns, and Prismatic Wall are all now additional domain spells.