The Next Airbender

27 | l(g)bt | GayDHD . 18+ content sometimes shared on this account! . I also hoard posts like a trash panda hoarding shiny objects. Don’t expect a theme from me

[okjame]

[heykyle-deactivated20201207]

I never met a carrot I didn’t like. Except for this one!

[neonvillager]

I’ve been looking for this video for ages… she keeps having them pulled down. LOVE

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

@bravodelta9

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Cunk on Life (Charlie Brooker & Al Campbell, 2025)

[yuriwinged]

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

[heydocverdant]

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

[illmoraineakoi]

I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."

Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.

[heydocverdant]

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[letslipthehounds]

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[thenextairbender]

I need some of these Animal Crossing and Pokopia players to come decorate my home. I have no clue what I’m doing.

[cryptotheism]

Oh it just clicked! You masturbate too much!

Can a warrior dedicate too much of their life to the blade?

[theonceandfuturekingstontrio]

To the tune of 9 to 5

Jump out of bed with the rest of the Accepted, The Amyrlin said we should always expect it, And I'd do anything to wear that shawl.

Gotta work with the Yellows, power up my healing, My tutor’s Domani — all that skin she’s revealing — But I don’t say a thing, because it isn’t right.

Being Aes Sedai, What a way to learn your weaving.

In the White Tower, It’s all coming and no leaving.

If I do my best, I’ll get to take the Oaths then —

And then I’ll choose a Warder from the best men!

[64mpg]

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

[the-oracle-of-the-lost]

how dare Wheel of Time have "We call ourselves gleemen because a silly name makes us less frightening. Nothing is more dangerous than a man who knows the past." and "What greater revenge against violence than peace? What greater revenge against death than life?" in the same episode. banger fucking quotes.

[the-oracle-of-the-lost]

okay so i've been doing some Thinking about Warder bonds (...surely not relevant for anything i'm currently writing) and specifically around their actual mechanisms. like obviously there's magic yadda yadda yadda, but i find the type of devotion the bond instills fascinating because i don't think being able to feel each other's emotions would create that much closeness and loyalty on its own and it also seems universal that while the exact dynamics differ, pretty much all Warders are submissive to their Aes Sedai to some extent.

i came to the conclusion that a Warder bond must manipulate dopaminergic pathways — neurological pathways responsible for reward, motivation, and executive function amongst other things — and give Warders boosts of dopamine for just being near their Aes Sedai. i don't think this is inherently problematic — lots of mundane things give people boosts of dopamine, but i think the extent to which it does to Warders simulates drug addiction and would explain why Aes Sedai feel a deep grief when their Warder dies, but only Warders will become suicidal because not only are they experiencing a terrible, life-altering grief, they're also going through what is essentially a sudden and severe withdrawal and the only solution to recover is to be bonded to another Aes Sedai (thereby replacing the missing dopamine).

and it also makes sense for why the Warder bond might have been invented (possibly when Aes Sedai had more knowledge of anatomy and physiology) if the only way of securing bodyguards/loyal soldiers was to literally re-write the reward pathways in their brains so their foremost concern would be serving their Aes Sedai at the cost of their own lives.

anyways... even with consensual bonds, it's kind of fucked up to be chemically dependent on another person. i love it :)

[headspace-hotel]

it is so fucking sad to find a cool fanartist on here and then see that their last post was from like 2018 and they were announcing that they were moving to Twitter.

It's like being a space colonist and finding a little abandoned space cottage and there's a diary in it and the last entry is like "i have now gone to seek a better life on [name of planet that got overtaken by axe-wielding octopi that feed on human blood]"

[pukicho]

There are only 3,000 billionaires. Just saying.

[goomseontheloomse]

"only"

[pukicho]

Hey what’s 8,000,000,000-3,000 ?