Don't read this sentence.

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[devilishdescent]

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

[sandmandaddy69]

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happy LGBTAIQ+ pride month

[gotterhag]

OFFICIAL PRIDE MONTH 2026 VIDEO

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[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

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Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

[sandmandaddy69]

[tastefullyoffensive]

30 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (May 9, 2026)

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