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@thenoodlecaboodle
you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.
A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?
I do not celebrate death on principle but I do find it interesting that Charlie Kirk died via the thing he advocated for. Like who’s writing this political novel we’re living in. The symbolism’s a bit heavy handed if you ask me.
He was basically pro school shooting and then got shot in a school. Like. I mean.
And he was debating someone about gun violence while it happened. 1940s sci-fi levels of heavy handedness.
He got shot while answering a question about the numbers of mass shootings in America, too. His last words were literally "gang violence"
I don’t believe in karma but if I did I’d say that’s a pretty good sign that he’s about to be reincarnated as a mosquito.
actually I think you're lying about your lived experience and the proof I have is that i asked the warped and evil strawman version of you that I built to live inside my mind and it said you're full of shit and you never have good intentions ever
PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT
source?
it was obviously named after Paris, the trojan prince.
A common misconception! Paris Hilton was named after Paris, the Trojan Prince, and Paris (the city) was named after Plaster of Paris, for trade relation reasons (that plaster being the main export f the area when the city was founded).
Plaster of Paris getting its name, of course, from its inventor, Paris Hilton.
I don’t know why anybody uses ChatGPT when they can log into Tumblr Dot Com and see *bespoke* obviously stupid lies, handcrafted by a real asshole for free.
you! tumblr user!
can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?
no but "He's on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget" is so fucking bad
work trip -> she's gonna think he's coming back
YOUR blueberry budget -> puts the blame on her even if that isn't what you intended
your BLUEBERRY budget -> what if she just stops eating because she thinks that will being her dad back? bc girls growing up in the usa don't already have enough of a complex around food i guess
your blueberry BUDGET -> teach your kid early to minimize herself and her needs by associating her favorite healthy food with her dad dying and leaving forever
congrats that's the worst anyone's ever done it
great question! its what Charlie Kirk's widow told their 3yo daughter
Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!
what the hell are you doing. stop that.
(yes, I drew the masterpiece :D❤)
That's exactly what I meant. Oh, there are so many of these scattered through the last 3 years of Tumblr posts.
have your characters permanently disabled at the end of their story. It's not a punishment, I promise. You don't have to imply that your hero is going to "overcome" their disability at the epilogue.
it's wild that virtually all modern digital infrastructure is built to constantly spy on us and harvast our data for advertising yet online advertsing is still basically worthless and nobody seems to actually be benefitting from all this
a vast rube goldberg machine of privacy violations all working together to deliver the most precisely targeted ads straight into my adblocker
she's comfortable
Everyone look at my daughter
