I'm Just A Stranger To Myself

And all the things I sometimes do, it isn't me but someone else - Alex - 20 - Metalhead trapped in Connecticut This blog mostly consists of food I probably can't eat, TV, the struggles, dogs, stupid jokes, music, and probably more food I can't eat. I rarely ever post things because I'm not funny My entire life is a spongebob reference, get over it

[catchymemes]

[magnusbae]

In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

[juicydangler]

[anxietyproblem]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[lowpolyanimals]

Shark from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

[catchymemes]

[fthgurdy]

Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

[zvaigzdelasas]

God Bless Our Troops

[looksmokin]

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

[sindri42]

No of course not, that would be ridiculous.

They hot glued springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[strangetikigod]

No of course not, hot glue would kill the clams.

The used silicone adhesive to attach springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[emily84]

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[kissedbyatroll]

I love how he just catches her

[disgustingpile-deactivated20140]

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

[gorgonclaws-deactivated20231013]

*dabs concealer on my personality*

[recommend]

totally boop-able noses you won’t be able to resist

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[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

i just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson 

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

the signs from most to least funny

[meta-xylene]

Yield Stop Railroad Xing Wet Floor No Parking Do Not Enter Exit Open Toll Booths Ahead Register Closed Trucks Use Low Gear School Zone

[yiffmaster]

[thebootydiaries]

Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty

Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*

Me: My... I've never tasted such an exquisite creation.....

[itsagifnotagif]

why I’m crying in this bikini bottom rn