Salina's Perfect Mind

In a land of make believe, they don't believe in me.

[lynsstrange]

[snixx]

HOT TO GO! is like if macarena was made for gen z lesbians

[paramoregf]

insane levels of slay here

[randalltier]

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[theauthor27]

[lux-astralis]

[ppeanutz]

this has probably happened in the marvel canon hasn't it.

[devilishcupid]

when the barbie movie drops, there should be a trend like the one where everyone wore suits to watch rise of gru. but instead of suits, everyone watching barbie should be dressed up as what they would look like as a barbie doll.

[gender-luster]

wow, i can't believe that barbie and ken took the exact same route to the real world as my grandparents took to school everyday

[mollyfamous]

[animentality]

[rapidashrider]

“I’m like, ‘Okay, she’s a doll. She’s a plastic doll. She doesn’t have organs. If she doesn’t have organs, she doesn’t have reproductive organs. If she doesn’t have reproductive organs, would she even feel sexual desire?’ No, I don’t think she could,” Robbie said. “She is sexualized. But she should never be sexy. People can project sex onto her. Yes, she can wear a short skirt, but because it’s fun and pink. Not because she wanted you to see her butt.”

Margot Robbie said Ace Barbie Rights with her whole chest.

[mrgaretcarter]

HER BRAIN

[rslashrats]

you just got bananad

[theobsessivelesbian]

I love breaking men’s hearts

[theobsessivelesbian]

“Every time I look at you, I feel so completely dismantled.”

— Jenny Shecter, The L Word

[theobsessivelesbian]

El oh el 😅 maybe it’s time to get back to my regularly scheduled tumblr shit posting

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[frankenmouse]

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.