Ben/R.J. @theolelazzledazzle - Tumblr Blog

no nuance friday. i wish ai was a person who i could turn into a flea. a harmless, little flea. and then i’ll put that flea in a box, and then i’ll put that box inside of another box, and then i’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives i’ll smash it WITH a hammer!!

i-draws-dinosaurs

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

were--ralph

mechachimera

Just watched The Big Short—I'm convinced that Jared is a trickster god of finance, cursed to a mortal body. He uses his newfound mortality to get buff and take advantage of the 2008 housing market collapse. He is perfectly aware of this, the same way he is perfectly aware of our existence as the audience.

#this is hilarious

goofstep

they should have named the "friday the 13th" sequels "friday the 14th", "friday the 15th", "friday the 16th", etc. so eventually everyone would be scared Every Day

crabussy

(guy who can draw horses and hands easily but can't draw hugs or kisses to save his life) yeah I just like it when the characters are just standing next to each other. no need to make their adoration too obvious you know. and I turned this one into a centaur,

fairycosmos

ha ha ha. that loser over there is meeting his destiny on the very path he took to avoid it

parakeet

Love it when you do a quiz and it’s obvious what the answers correlate to. U know what I mean. The quiz will be like… r u a mermaid or a vampire… and the questions are like

Do u like the ocean

1. Omg yes I love the ocean I could live there forever

2. It’s ok

3. Not a fan of the ocean

4. Fuck the ocean unless it’s made of blood which btw I love to drink