I am cringe. but I am free

a little bit of everything (all of the time)

[alldrawn-up]

God don’t you love when you post something and have to delete it right away cause you immediately see problems. Here is the corrected version of Zashi being smooth. Based off that one vine

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also people being obsessed with Greek mythology as kids wasn’t invented by Percy Jackson. My dad read the Iliad and the odyssey in high school because one of his friends was super obsessed with Ancient Greek lit and he was like “well I can’t let him be smarter and more well read than I am I’ve gotta catch up”

[chicdeliciousweetart]

poptropica mythology island…..🚬

[what-even-is-thiss]

Finally… someone else who knows the ancient texts.

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[theartisticbirds]

fear

[icaseybaybee]

[jadechasegranger]

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[kinuko]

[misono]

arigato for all the memories even though they weren’t so sugoi

[enthyrea]

i miss you, and the summers have returned.

original poem by sara kleijn 🪐

[koifee]

So a wizard and an ancient construct walk into a tavern.

[stellemakesstuff]

Shh he only just realized

[cutecipher]

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

[cutecipher]

he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy

[aberrantemotion]

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

[cutecipher]

fuck.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue