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we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away

bewbin

Monkey #44543 just sold his script to netflix and now all the other monkeys are acting like they were supporting him the whole time lol

groupieculture

this tweet is my own personal drug

thriftstoredoll

You are unhappy because you’re thinking about productivity and emails when you could be thinking about the beautiful dappled fur of deer

angelicguy

hexcolour

ajamnova

This is still my favorite YouTube comment

zeepop

offspring

left dishes in tbe sink too long they grew a bunch of oysters inside and they filtered all the grime off my plates

minmos

the goldfinches a5re turning yellow again fuck yessss

minmos

he goes from brown to yellow when it's time

cryptotheism

he goes from brown to yellow when it's time

theoldbone

Great eared nightjar

navoika

this is a dragon

after-the-raven-deactivated2022

How is it possible for an animal to resemble a bird, a mammal, and a reptile simultaneously?

rhube

Those ARE great ears.

evolutionsvoid

I don't know why, but the second any park has a boardwalk of any kind I lose my mind. I don't care if it is only like ten feet long. Coolest shit ever. 11/10. Best park ever.

planet4546b

image id: four photos of boardwalks through natural areas, including two forests, a marsh, and a swamp. the first boardwalk has bench seating and a tree growing through the center. end id.