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Andulka
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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todays bird
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hello vonnie

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styofa doing anything
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@theopticalmouse
TheOpticalMouse's Commission information as well as limitations and availability
Commissions open! I’ve tweaked some things so please take a look!
from late last night; blast man twt account goes crazy
Usually I'm not one to share WIPs due to the fact that I tend to not finish a lot of them... But this one's turning out great already, I couldn't help myself 😔
Plus... I love how the lines came out, so lemme enjoy them before I'm liable to ruin them with coloring jsjsjs
Hehehehee a a few lil doodles of my own in reference to this post by @monsoon-of-art ~
Chain mail has a habit of. Spreading to your contact list.
talking to @cak3o about viruses...im sure its fineeeee
more sick robots
Realized I never shared my doodles for Blues, the runaway brother of the Light School (Pod?). Im still unsure about colors because making him red doesn't seem........correct? Unsure.
Rock and Roll adore their very aloof older brother, while his feelings are...mixed.
trying to explain Megaman (Classic) to a friend really makes me feel like a crazy person sometimes
"in this one spinoff game thats actually a remaster for the first three games, there is an extra boss robot based off sun wukong. He takes extra damage from punching. we never see him again."
"yes these three are called the Mega Man Killers. Yes I know almost every robot has tried killing Rock Before. It's heavily implied they're mass produced. No they've never succeeded. No Quint isn't part of the group. No I really don't want to explain Quint right now."
“Hey why did you say Shadow Man wasn’t like the other Mega Man 3 Robot Masters?”
DON’T ASK QUESTIONS YOU AREN’T PREPARED TO HANDLE THE ANSWER TO
"Yeah flashman can stop time. He just does that, that's his thing."
One thing I really love whenever I see it in fic is Phoenix having suburban drama with the parents at Trucy's school. Because he is exactly that kind of petty bitch. Somewhere in japanifonia there is a woman called Deborah who has been engaging with Phoenix in more intense psychological warfare than he ever had with Kristoph.
When Edgeworth finally moves in everyone expects it to stop because people tend to think of him as being Phoenix's handler but in reality he just makes it infinitely worse because Edgeworth is even fucking more of a petty bitch except he's also a complete fucking snob who knows exactly how to cut them in the exact way that hurts. Phoenix will insult their parenting style, Edgeworth will insult their wine pairing, do you understand what I'm getting at?
i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".
"i could fix him" well i could pat him on the head and tell him he's a good boy
There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site
its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison
Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice
Villian: *shoots laser* No but seriously orange is a really fun color
Hero, dodging: but your entire room? I’m not painting my entire room orange
Villain: *stabs at the hero and misses* well then why did you ask my opinion on paint colors if you’re not going to listen
The Princess Bride
Holy shit
Woah really? Please elaborate
People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.
I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?
These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'. And it's free!
by Rachel A. Rosen and Zilla Novikov || Food you can make so you don't die.
One thing I urge adults to unlearn is the stigma surrounding forgetfulness.
Perfect memory retention is rare. A faulty memory can be the result a host of mental illnesses, from ADHD to PTSD. It's not a sign that someone wasn't listening. I have a friend that has a four year gap in her memory due to trauma. I have another with poor short term memory retention because that's one of their autism symptoms.
Your brain can also trick you into misremembering things. I can't tell you how many times I've remembered putting my keys somewhere and unearthed them in a completely different place. I have to remind myself what my birth date is because I said it wrong once and now the wrong date is in my memory forever. I have to come up with mnemonics for birthdays, anniversaries, and events because my brain doesn't do numbers for some reason.
I see people bicker about forgetting a person's favorite food or what their mothers favorite color. I think it's important to forgive people who forget easily.