[anxietyproblem]

[perfectquote]

“When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you.”

— Unknown

[giirlbosszuko]

TESTAMENT SOUND OFF 🩸🩸

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[starshinehavoc]

[shino403]

Smoke rises

[residentdevious]

me when I’m at the end of a Saw film and the music gets louder:

[fanofspooky]

I hadn’t seen the full version of this 😂

[direwolfs-stuff]

[maisonsblanches]

credit: Modespot Fashion Boutique

[papelcouche]

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[avatricist]

#she finally wore it down

[gaynargle-kl]

[tbfhprincess]

“All the signs were there. But do you know why I didn’t listen? Because I wanted to trust you. I wanted to believe your feelings were real. I wanted to believe you meant what you said. I wanted to believe the way you looked at me meant you were going to stay no matter what. I wanted to believe you didn’t want to hurt me. I wanted to believe you were different. No, I thought you were different.”

— i. should. have. listened.

[jessasue]

I’d wish you the best, but I’m the best and you lost that.

Instead, I’ll wish you well.

[liberdade3s]