Part Of Your World

"don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you'll start missing everybody" | 22 | he/they

[wangjahunarchive-blog]

dan hasnt been on tumblr lately

i wonder what he’s doing

[howlbedamned]

me

[d0cil98-deactivated20200528]

guys.

[bettypalfreman-blog]

what

[theoryofeventually]

yes yes I’ve been waiting for this to be on my blog!!!!

[marisatomay]

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

[rattle-my-stars]

[k009]

[thefreshprinceofevangelion]

this gets funnier every year 

[itstooch]

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

[leafquake23-deactivated20191022]

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

[sadieb798]

oh my god

[azriona]

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

[thefringeperson]

Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

[keanuital]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

you wet idiot

[leona-jade-deactivated20200524]

Godspeed you! wet idiot

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Welcome to Wet Beast Wednesday

[oarfjsh]

@dededyke

[lionfloss]

wet idiot Wednesday

[house-ad]

Join the revolution here and shave off ads from your dashboard.

[funnytwittertweets]

[senseitive]

one day you’ll wake up at 9:30am on a Sunday w the love of ur life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

[evilgirls]

i’ve literally never been more obsessed with a tiktok comment

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[averagefairy]

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

[carnival-phantasm]

I miss tumblr's Reblog Balls

[spooky-fubuki]

These ones? Ah I don't want to update my app and suffer then

[carnival-phantasm]

No, I mean the tumblr labs' Reblog Balls

It was a feature where you could see the size of a tumblr user's balls in each post they were in. The more people reblogged directly from them, the bigger their balls.

It was interesting because as soon as a contrarian rant, shit take, insane reply and/or dumb addition was added to a post, you could check these and, inevitably, you'd find a common link responsible for the spread of the shit version of said post, and I just found fascinating how awful tumblrs were interconnected.

I guess you could use it to curate your dash by blocking/blacklisting everyone in the Shit Chain, but I was always too lazy to do it.

[human-south-of-north-pole]

[bill-nye-official-blog]

we used to have so many balls

[badgerpunk]

[wonni]

[kr1g]

@sapphicspritzee look tiktok stole the post you made like 7 years ago

[eyeseyesbaby]

im fucking losing it lads

[punny-trash]

[hildagoneril]

[aroundsmyheart-deactivated20170]

theres no fucking snow outside

[grooveyle]

It’s 2022. Ur YouTube subscriptions have long run dead. Suddenly, u receive an email claiming a new YouTube video has been uploaded. It’s from DanandPhilCRAFTS, and it’s titled EMBROIDERY. It starts. U haven’t seen Dan and Phil in so long. There must be a lot to catch up on with their lives, but u’ve been too busy to check. They look much older, but they grew into their age well. Just like the first one, the image is grainy and flipped, so that Phil is on the left and Dan on the right. It still feels weird after all these years. They talk u through embroidering a pillow, each with a white pillow and a needle and thread. Finally, Phil holds his pillow up. On it reads “We’re gay 4 each other.” Dan holds up his. On it reads “The wedding’s in a month.” 

The screen goes black. 

Ur still as trash as u were 7 years ago.

[freshfarmhouse]

[animals-on-farms]

Mama and Baby

[edgyomg-blog]

[wasabiprophet]