Meh.

[obesitysherpa]

This needs to be the universal standard

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[lonsthedon]

Lmao

Idek why this was so funny.

All bc there’s no Thor 😂

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

[fromrushhourwithlove]

Probably because they’re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education/nutrition hive mind they are.

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

dude shut the fuck up lol

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind

[cloama]

Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.

[if2kittie]

kidnapper: [on phone] we have your son

Eliza: actually im holding my son

kidnapper: then who the heck just asked for a chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off his pb&j?

Eliza: oh god

kidnapper: what?

Eliza: you have my husband

[pond-papi-deactivated20200410]

Damien’s dads appreciation post

[thesedragons]

[toonomancer]

[kyunomahou-deactivated20181216]

The juxtaposition of anime ladies and gents.

[thetomska]

Visit Original Link

never seen someone provide a solid example with this tweet so here it is

[chikier]

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

[thetomska]

similarly whenever anyone says “excuse me” reply with “you’re excused” and respond to “i’m sorry” with “you will be”

[festivussy-deactivated20181126]

beautiful! ☆

[animalrates]

Here’s a doggo blowing bubbles. It’s downright legendary. 13/10 would watch on repeat forever (vid by Kent Duryee)

more animals rated here

[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[c0ffeekitten]

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

[goawfma]

yooo pass this along

but remember that plan b is an emergency contraceptive so avoid it if you can!

[lochnessmorgan]

I love how making of Sense8 is actually much simpler than I thought.

[taco-bellamy]

Here’s some more bc why not:

[berniedette]

I don’t watch this show, but I will now after seeing this.

[cuban-barbie]

[boyexemplified-deactivated20151]

this dude always makes me really uncomfortable every time i see him

[scratchnsniffophelia-deactivate]

Same

[ilovenigelslater-deactivated202]

This Week On: Can People Source Their Gifs So They Are Not Taken Out Of Fucking Context

the source of this is a  man with severe OCD talking about how mentall illness can really affect romantic relationships and how even harder a break up can be when you suffer from it; something that is pretty under-represented when you consider the story told is usually how hard the non-mentally ill person has it when their partner is dealing with their condition

mentally ill people have a right to self expression without you feeling ‘uncomfortable’

source

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i hate DC comics because the hottest alien they got is out here flyin around literally named cilantro

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[marsapartment]

They’re both,,, 12 years old.

Man of Steel #3

[becausebirds]

potty mouth bird

[lrukasensei]

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

[oldiesporvida-deactivated201903]

One of my favorite videos 😂