★ Ivy !!!

🪻Ꮺ ָ࣪ ۰ 20 ! ! xnfj ★̲ 𓈀 any pronouns 𖥻 ☁️

[if2kittie]

han: if my name isn’t something cute on your phone.. then are we really bestest friends ?

felix: well it’s “jisung is better than hyunjin” with a bunch of heart emojis

han: aw, it’s perfect i didn’t know you felt that way!

felix: you literally changed the name yourself during our lunch break

[if2kittie]

Minho: hey hyung do you want to slow dance with me ?

Chan: yeah sure

Minho: *starts break dancing in slow motion*

[if2kittie]

jeongin: hyung, whats nostalgia?

felix: it’s when you miss something that’s really old

[ 20 minutes later ]

chan: i’m home!

hyunjin: welcome back, we missed you!

jeongin: *whispers* nostalgia

[if2kittie]

[if2kittie]

[if2kittie]

[if2kittie]

hyunjin: what time is it?

minho: i don’t knew

seungmin: knew? that’s not how you say it

minho: then how do you say it?

seungmin: it’s “i don’t knowing”

felix: it’s not “i don’t knew” or “i don’t knowing”

minho: then what is it?

felix: i don’t know

minho: if you don’t know then shush

[if2kittie]

chan: you want some trail mix?

jeongin: trail mix ?

jeongin: ohhhh you mean m&ms with obstacles

[if2kittie]

felix: go on without me bro

jisung: i can’t do that bro, you are my brohana

felix: bro

jisung: brohana means family, it means no bro gets left behind

felix: BR-

minho: if you two don’t shut up, i’m going to brokick your broasses

[if2kittie]

hyunjin: *screams*

chan: what!?! are you okay??

hyunjin: SOMETHING BRUSHED UP AGAINST MY LEFT LEG

chan: what was it?!

hyunjin: ..oh! it’s okay! it was just my right leg

chan: …

[if2kittie]

hyunjin: *sneezes*

minho: bless you

hyunjin: *sneezes again*

minho: you’ve been blessed you can shut up now

[if2kittie]

chan: *answers phone* hello?

han: it’s han

chan: what did he do this time?

han: no hyung, it’s me han

chan: what did you do this time?

[if2kittie]

Chan: Minho, don’t say a word

Minho: ..

Minho: Fergalicious

Chan: i said no words

Minho: oh, i see. Three weeks ago playing scrabble, it’s not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you

[if2kittie]

i pulled hyunlix

[if2kittie]

[if2kittie]

jisung: i’d like you all to remember how much you adore me and how dull and boring your lives would be without me

changbin:

hyunjin:

chan: ..what did you do?

[if2kittie]

lee know: netflix lied to me

lee know: i’ve never seen bad boy types protecting stray kittens, revealing to me their soft side

lee know: it’s always me picking up the kittens

lee know:

lee know: ..maybe i’m the bad boy