Dante's Disco Inferno

|gender: fuck knows| Sexuality: Fuck those|drummer+music enthusiast| phases of being into photography|

[midnights-dragon]

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

[theparanoidandroid1]

Imma pin this one, it might come in handy lol

[thelizardperson]

one thing i love about mr.goodtimes is that he'll be like oooh look at my sweet little cat what a cutie patootie

and then the cat is the angriest looking cat you've ever seen

like look at that guy

[background-character-341]

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

[misfitwashere]

this ^^^^^^

At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[theparanoidandroid1]

@cephalopod-truther

[dogpuppy]

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[theomnipotentfox]

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[thememedaddy]

[chipjrwibignaturals]

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

[chipjrwibignaturals]

[segamascott]

[toastedstars]

I have not even seen a full episode of supernatural ever and I still somehow had the Winchesters show up in my dream last night, I blame @ayeforscotland for this!

[ayeforscotland]

[toastedstars]

Rude!

[ayeforscotland]

Me dreaming exclusively about Jensen Ackles:

The Winchesters sure made an appearance in my dream last night👀

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[things-that-are-not-true]

your fish will DIE if it doesn't get a shot of modelo poured in its tank RIGHT NOW

[theparanoidandroid1]

Update on the lightsaber, a while back I reloaded my dumbass had got the wrong chassis and wasn't design to fit a recharge port so now the new chassis has appeared and I've been blessed with renewed vigor for the project, need to change the internals design a little now though as the all in one chassis doesn't have a hilt side PCB holder so I got one of them too and now need to find a way to secure within the hilt and rewire it but hey up it's good progress

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[big-brain-brian]