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my wife's DnD PC Angel. He's the mood U_U

Loaded With Coins. Faster Than You Think. 🦀

Meet the Cash Crab - a critter dripping with coins and seemingly easy prey. What most adventurers don't realize is its partnership with the gold-tipped ostracod: one lures, the other poisons, and the crab grabs the loot while you're distracted. Underestimate its speed at your own expense - it will vanish with your treasure before you blink.

Curious about what else hoards treasure in my bestiary? Follow the trail of coins to my Patreon for more strange beasts and homebrew oddities. 🦀🐾

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homunculus-argument

I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.

thelordanubis

“Tourist talks in passable French but sounds like a Space Marine” would probably be a new one for Parisians

homunculus-argument

Would it be better or worse than orks? Or better yet, necrons?

xaira-gabvi

I mean that's basically how I learned English so I'd say it's fair game

homunculus-argument

I am motivated to learn french for the same reason I learned english: they won't learn my language to understand me, and I'm chewing a hole through the language barrier to bite them.

Also it also just occurred to me that I can change the language on the online magic the gathering app to french. Time to relive how it felt like to play english games as a child with no idea what any of the text says.

homunculus-argument

Modify this dick you losers. I'm coming for your ass.

beastofthebog

High moment of my French career came when I was in France and realized I knew how to say things like “airstrike” and “platoon” but not “can I sit here” on the train. Highly recommend language learning through sci fi media it’s very entertaining.

homunculus-argument

I love when people make do with whatever random vocabulary they have. I once was in a pub in spain and was asked if I have a girlfriend. I had neither the desire nor the words to explain that I'm gay, so I raised the pint I was holding and said "I do not need women. This beer is my wife."