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Congratulations on the cat
im not built to use words im built to make noises and cuddle friends
lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me
YEsh
lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me
first of all I do not "goon" I am a LADY and I TOUCH MYSELF
Recently discovered that Dr Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin" matches up uncannily well with the Cardcaptor Sakura OP
Thank God It's Cardcaptor Sakura Friday
Recently discovered that Dr Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin" matches up uncannily well with the Cardcaptor Sakura OP
Thank God It's Cardcaptor Sakura Friday
phrases of international online friends
"what do YOU guys call it"
"isn't it [insert time here] over there????"
"GO THE FUCK TO BED"
"good morning" (it's 6pm in your timezone)
"do you have/say [thing] over there"
"how's the weather over there?" (probably better than yours)
marleau sends a picture of his dick to the group chat he has with shane, luca, and ilya at 7:09 in the morning
everyone is impressed that he could get hard that early. ilya sends one of his own because he will not be one upped by cliff marleau. shane gets so annoyed and is like “it’s 7:45 in the morning, ilya. put your dick away 🙄.” and ilya is like “you are in next room. come here and tell me to my face that you do not want it out”
luca is just dead silent for awhile before he sends one of his bulge in his gray sweatpants. the other three guys go absolutely feral. shane’s like “wow. that’s really nice, luca.” marleau is like “hell yeah! i have the hottest boyfriend in the world.” ilya is like “show us more. take off your pants. 😏🤤”
and that’s how the group chat turned into an absolute wild shitshow for two hours on a random thursday morning
irina and ilyusha 🤍
Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.
I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is
I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.
Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.
Here’s proof of what I mean:
THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!
And if you’re in the notes or tags telling us to “just get a new tag”
Fuck You
i can't imagine the culture shock that would hit shane when he joins the centaurs. all of a sudden people are flirting with him as a joke and don't care about him "taking it the wrong way." their team parties are in someone's living room or backyard rather than some big, flashy club. boyle doesn't drink around his kids because he knows his wife doesn't like it. if someone falls asleep, they get taken to a couch or a bed and tucked in. ask anyone on the team to babysit your kid for you and they will without hesitation. chouinard will proudly announce that he's leaving the party early because he wants to see his lovely, smart, stunning wife (his words). everyone knows the managers and staff by name and oftentimes invites them to team parties too. bood views girls under 23 as children and doesn't understand how people his age willingly hook up with them.
ilya has to convince him that it's all real, that none of what they're doing is an act. shane is shell shocked anyway because what do mean they're just good people for no other reason???
military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
whale fall side of tumblr you understand me
military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
whale fall side of tumblr you understand me
do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis