This is the sideblog of @zangfastic , where I post exclusively about Pawbert Lynxley because I love him.
I mainly reblog things, but I will occasionally post art, headcanons, playlists and more!! Below is a masterlist of my own stuff! Let’s all appreciate Pawbert together! <3
Disclaimer!! I’m aware that Pawbert is a morally complicated character, and a lot of my posts depict him in a very positive light. If you find issue with my characterisation of him, please don’t start debates in my comment section! This account is a safe space for people to enjoy Pawbert content without being dragged into discourse. Thanks for reading! :P
Hello! (: Could I please have a friendship letter from Pawbert from Zootopia 2? I know he's a villain, I view him as a best friend :( I LOVE CATS. HE'S SO FLUFFY THANK YOU SO MUCH.
*Finally! On Chief's long post route a city where he fits in a little better. Why are they all walking on two legs though? Oh well, it's just nice not to be the only fuzzy one. Through the winding streets of the city, the posthound arrives and with a happy "WOOF!" he announces your delivery!**
Hey there, buddy,
You know, I’m not usually the “write a heartfelt letter” type. But today I figured I’d try something different—mostly because you deserve to hear this stuff out loud, even if it’s written down.
Being friends with you has been one of the best surprises of my life.
When we first met, I didn’t think much of it. Just another day, another face in the crowd. But somewhere between the late-night talks, the ridiculous plans that somehow worked out, and the times we had each other’s backs when things got messy… you became one of the most important people in my world.
You’ve got this way of making things better just by being around. Bad day? Somehow you make it lighter. Big problem? You remind me we can figure it out together. And when I start doubting myself, you’re the first one there to hype me up and help me get through it.
That kind of loyalty? That’s rare.
Zootopia’s a huge city, we're all chasing something, and everyone is chasing their own thing and worrying about themselves. It’s easy to feel small in a place like this. But knowing you’re out there, somewhere in the city, makes it feel a lot less lonely.
No matter what happens next—new adventures, new jobs, new chaos (and let’s be honest, chaos tends to follow us)—I hope you always remember one thing:
You’ve got a friend who believes in you completely.
And if you ever need backup, someone to talk to, or just somebody to sit around and complain about the weather with… I’m your guy.
Thanks for being my friend. The world, not just the city, is a better place with you in it.
This part here makes me believe that Kitty got the best treatment out of all the Lynxley offsprings
We already know Pawbert could get run over and Milton wouldn’t even glance in his corpse’s direction and him sending Cattrick to get knocked out first makes it seem like he favors Kitty a bit more than her twin brother
That you were Romeo, you were throwin' pebbles
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
And I was cryin' on the staircase
Beggin' you, "Please don't go "
My friend dug up a Polish official Pawbert bio on reddit!! Rysiek Rysiowiecki is sending me 😭😭
Translation:
Rysiek (Pawbert) is a laid-back lynx who longs to find proof of the evil deeds of his own influential family. Unlike his siblings, Kiciuś (Kitty) and Kicia (Cattrick) he has felt like a black sheep since childhood. He can be clumsy, but he is usually helpful, funny, and surprisingly charming. Although he appears carefree, something in his gaze suggests he may be hiding a dark secret.
Any Polish Pawbert fans on here??
Czy on nie jest najsłodszy 🥹💖 Skomentuj poniżej jeśli widziałeś Zootopię po polsku 🙏🙏
Low-key worried about all the employees of the Lynxleys who are now out of a job without severance pay because of their boss’s emotionally stunted 30-year-old son
Pawbert returning to his family in hopes that he and his child will be accepted, only for him to be rejected once more IN FAVOUR OF THE CHILD?! CAUSING PAWBERT TO BEGIN RESENTING HIS OWN SON OR DAUGHTER??
I feel like if Pawbert was attempting to impress someone, he’d be the type to lean against a table- only for it to snap in two.
Alternatively, if he leaned against a wall he would probably lose his balance and fall over.
If he tried to flirt, he would probably lose his confidence halfway through and trip over his own words. Occasionally though, I think he would catch his s/o off guard by unintentionally being really suave.
His pickup lines are the absolute worst but very endearing.
I wouldn’t put it past him to pinch money from his family to take his s/o on a date. He would probably beat himself up about it later though - “..I’m a terrible person, this is why Dad hates me..” kinda thing. If he got caught, he would definitely be in big trouble.
Pawbert would find it necessary to introduce his s/o to his family, but would absolutely dread it and worry about the things his father and siblings might do or say.
I think some of Pawbert’s ideal dates would be motorbike rides, attempting to serenade his s/o with his guitar, or a picnic somewhere in the desert!
He’s probably very used to expensive dinners in fancy establishments with his family (unless of course they don’t let him attend, which is very probable.) I think he would avoid going to high-class restaurants with his s/o unless they really wanted to.
Alternatively, maybe he’d view fancy restaurants as something very exclusive that he’s expected to earn, and would proceed to find work in order to save up money and surprise his s/o with an unexpected dinner reservation.
This might be a little icky to some people, but I think he’d lick his s/o on the head to express affection, as most cats do- kind of like a kiss on the forehead!
Pawbert is ridiculously touch-starved, and the only physical affection he ever got to experience was with Gary. I think he’d be the type to randomly hug his s/o for no apparent reason, just to feel the comfort of being close to someone.
His paw would DWARF that of his s/o’s (unless he’s dating a larger animal, but even then Pawbert’s paws are very disproportionate to the rest of his body.)
Pawbert’s love language would almost certainly be words of affirmation and physical touch. He is not a fan of expensive gifts- he and his siblings often recieved them, and to Pawbert they felt hollow and materialistic.
Nick and Judy are notorious for using affectionate nicknames, but when it comes to Pawbert.. hm. I think he’d be very hesitant to use them, as he himself has probably never been addressed with a nickname- so he’d be unsure of what nicknames to use and when.
On that note, I think maybe he’d try his hand at really cringe-inducing names like “snowflake”or“honey-bunches” before realising he does not have the nerves for that kind of thing. There’s a chance he’d opt for “babe” when he’s more confident or speaking offhandedly.
More often than not, he would probably just call his s/o by shortened version of their name (credits to @sunnyyfur for this one.)
If his s/o offered him flowers, he would immediately assume they were for someone else. Upon realising they are in fact for him, he would resist the urge to hug the flowers close, and then sneeze upon sniffing them.
When he’s around his s/o he finds himself purring. A lot.
He would lie awake in the middle of the night mulling over a silly question that he’d desperately want to ask his s/o, but would be very reluctant to wake them.
I think Pawbert would be unexpectedly irritatable when he’s half asleep, but would revert to his default awkwardness upon waking up before apologising for anything harsh he might have said.
Pawbert would be absolutely smitten with an s/o who laughs at his awkward attempts at humor.
He alternates between being the big spoon and the little spoon, but I think he’d secretly prefer being the little spoon - it would make him feel safe and loved.
WE’VE BEEN STARVED OF ROMANTIC! PAWBERT CONTENT SO OF COURSE I’VE GOTTA PROVIDE!
If you guys have any of your own drop em down in the comments!! 🫶🫶
