pile of crap

Penelope 21 England low on enthusiasm for reality

[hashtagloveloses]

rapunzel has a whole song about what you can do while self-isolating at home. tangled said queen of social distancing

[disinterested-deactivated201304]

[ejacutastic]

hello friend please look up i am here

[w0wls]

Same hat

[catsbeaversandducks]

[bxbs]

I pray everyone gets good news within the next 2 weeks

[bxbs]

I just did I’m so happy

Got 1 offer

Got 2 more interviews coming up this month 🙏🏿

[bxbs]

Okay I now have 3 coming up 🙏🏿 hope they all go well 😬✨

[ennira]

Awwwwww thank you boo I need that so bad

[freakygorgeous]

I need this job

[thisnigga-chris-deactivated2026]

💯💯

[marvelheaux]

I need to get treated 💚

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

[gorditaputa-deactivated20160607]

[crunchlax]

what bothers me here is that the artist here obviously wanted to make the finished drawing less sexual and yet sonic still has his pants around his ankles

[catchymemes]

“This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.”

Via @tjconnorstweets

[ceekari]

I feel like Jeremiah needs to be put on workplace posters.

[rooksandravens]

I work in safety sales and I see this shit all the time. Please be safe, friends.

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[oh-okay-whatever]

Huuuusband❤️

[butchsandwich-deactivated201912]

[kappasquirrel]

Is this… grand theft alto?

[kappasquirrel]

How did this get 176 notes?

[kappasquirrel]

I guess music puns just might be my forte.

[vastderp]

more pics here 

She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then, whale watchers down under look for “the Blade Runner” every year. Just the sight of her starts conversations about whether we humans should reconsider being such gigantic floppy penises to our rad cetacean bros.

nobody will ever be harder core than the Blade Runner. She has surpassed badassery. 

She is unkillable. She is Life Goals: the Whale.

[adorable-orcas]

The Blade Runner is one badass whale

[catchymemes]

[relatablemagic]

[doggosource]

peekaboo

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i’m sure plenty of people burst into tears when someone is nice to them

my therapist: 

[richtide]

it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone