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Hey I'm Izzy

[torturelabyrinth]

this is the most profound thing i’ve ever read

[jimbenton]

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans.

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

[heavensghost]

[saber-chan]

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

[norunningbythepool-deactivated2]

[tinderventure]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[thepenguinsquawksred]

during sex

girlfriend: why are u laughing

me: thought of a meme

[dankmemeking]

[ostolero]

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks

[chaoticnasty]

Stop

[hellsite-yano]

Let them speak

[unpill]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Let’s bring this mess back. ❤

[poor-old-faggot]

[cutbu]

[setheverman]

Dw🅰️yne “The 🆑ock” 🅱️ohnson

[ad-meliora-per-aspera-blog]

Do you accept constructive criticism OP?

[setheverman]

i absolutely do! :)

[jemnya-deactivated20181224]

It’s a good post :)

[setheverman]

thank you! :D

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning 

[rosie-girl]

Modern ghost story

[cockyhorror]

Did reddit save this dudes life

[gelfling]

What the fuck

[bubblesthewaterbender]

NO BUT I READ THIS WHOLE THING ONCE.

he got the CO detector out, saw that it was in dangerous levels (there was a problem with an underground parkade in his building, iirc), calmly went “shit”, and went to the hospital. If he didn’t get that advice, he would most likely be dead now.

The best part? He didn’t get a webcam app or anything. He just made a folder, called it Webcam, and called it a night in his carbon monoxide induced delirium.

This is honestly one of my favorite Reddit stories.

[orderoftaraka]

Holy shit

[lovesh0cker]

[hurrrrr-ima-horse]

I was walking through this neighborhood and this fucking asshole rock scared the shit out of me I swear to god

[level5goblin]

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾