The Perfect Chub

Hey all, I am 23 years old and live with my amazing boyfriend. Maybe one day I'll post a picture of the two of us. Until the day, I am a chaser who loves to post pictures of all the big beautiful men out there that grab my attention. Please feel free to ask me anything. I'm an open book.

[thebigsartorialist]

If you’re fussy and you know it, fix your tie

If you’re fussy and you know it, fix your tie

If you’re fussy and you know it,

And you really want to show it,

If you’re fussy and you know it, fix your tie

[thebigsartorialist]

“Can I see your birthday suit?”

“OK here it is!”

“That’s not what I…”

“Trust me, there was a dress code. I wouldn’t even come out until I saw proof of the pinstripe swaddling.”

[thebigsartorialist]

2 guys walking by me

Guy: “Hey! He’s got one of those things on his head! Whaddya call them things? A ROOSTER! That’s it!” (to me) “Sir that’s a nice Rooster on your head!”

Me: “Um, Rooster?”

Guy: “Yes, on your head! Isn’t that what they call it!”

Me: “Well, no, it’s a hat. A Bowler hat specifically. Also called a Derby.”

Guy: “It’s a Derby! Damn, it looks like a Rooster.”

Me: “No, I find they make too much noise. You know, it’s all ‘Cock-a-doodle-do’ the whole way on the train.”

[bearsncaps]

[belfastcubcake]

Photos or it didn’t happen huh? Okay then. How about instead of Tummy Tuesday we call this Tushie Tuesday?

[belfastcubcake]

Another from the other day, hope you like it

[chubbycub78]

Shirtless Sunday

[sarandoni]

[silverdaddylvr]

The man under the desk is a very lucky man!!!!! I would really love to be in his place!!!!!!!!

[atxgingerbear]

[exmujiroma]

[exmujiroma]

[pieechan2]

[bigb49341-deactivated20200724]

Beautiful morning here in ol Michigan.

[bigb49341-deactivated20200724]

HoHoHo

[thebigsartorialist]

Local guy on beach walks up to me as I am putting on suntan lotion

Guy: “Oh man, you don’t need that. All those chemicals on your skin!”

Me: “Um, I don’t?” (turn slightly to prevent the sunlight reflecting off my belly from blinding him)

Guy: “No man. All you need is Aloe and moisturizers man. That’s all. These chemicals are killing you man!”

Me: “Well, it’s always walking that fine line between the long term potential toxicity of scientifically researched chemicals on your skin vs having all your blistered skin slough off in one sheet leaving you looking like Voldemort with melanoma”

[thebigsartorialist]

Biologists researching if the current “red tide” is causing the manatees of Florida to go through a plaid phase.

[dtstinto]