A Day In The Life

Sometimes I can feel my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.

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[unlimited-memes]

Ben’s restroom

[extra-caffeinated]

Only Bens allowed

[rslashrats]

i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs

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Kermit being tortured by the Viet Cong (1967, colorized)

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[nevergenders]

remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on

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So I stumbled through the Barbie aisle at Walmart the other day…

…and y'all, I almost cried. Just look at these. LOOK AT THEM.

So many skin tones!

PLUS SIZED BODY TYPES!

NATURAL HAIR STYLES!!! MULTIPLE SHADES OF DARK SKIN!!!

A WOMAN AS A DOCTOR!!!!!

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I’M NOT DONE, THERE IS A PHOTO LIMIT!

LOOK AT THIS PROFESSIONAL LADY!

SO MANY SKIN TONES AND BODY TYPES AND LOOK AT THAT MERMAN!!!

FRECKLES!!!

Y'all, I’m just…so so happy.

I’m 35 years old and I’ve never seen a Barbie that looked like me, and then there I am as a Barbie in a purple sweater with thick thighs and evenly proportioned boobs and pink hair and a cat.

I can only imagine how other girls must feel.

Nicely done, Mattel. Nicely done!

[immaplatypus]

Mattel also just announced some new Barbie dolls who have wheelchairs or prosthetic limbs!!!

Like screw anything calling this “politically correct,” this is what the real world literally is.  And the world’s population of children is just as diverse as its adults.  Kids deserve to see themselves represented.  As a disabled person myself, I can’t tell you how much this would have meant to me as a little girl.

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The reddest of all flags ladies and gentlemen

[aswefollowthelights]

YIIIIIIIIKESSSSSSSS

[afatlittledog]

Yikes

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[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

was she teleported there

[theconstantheadache]

Every time I see this video I always think, “what highlight is she wearing?”

[heymoonlite]

[heymoonlite]

Reblog this you cowards

[coat]

Mac has been every white gay possible

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my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes” 

[swift-reputationn]

I AM SCREAMING

[cloudfreed]

YOUR HONYE

[little-cyes-2]

Over the years we've had a variety of odd pairs

We have a frog and a pig

a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

a donkey and a dragon

a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

these two

and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

[addelburgh]

[no-chill-at-all]

Two hours and 25 minutes into Netflix and Chill…

[sauvamente]

My god what an adventure

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

This was a roller coaster

[createdbetter]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh lmfao

[hathor77]

‘nobody liked the selfies’ crying

[swavepapii]

this is why i can’t son.

[habibi243]

WOWWW

[dankmemeuniversity]