Insulting dad
Pearl - “Knock knock.” Dad - “Who’s there?” Per - “Bucket.” Dad - “Bucket who?” Per - “A bucket with no handle.” Dad - (laughs) Per - “You uncultured swine.”
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@theperper
Insulting dad
Pearl - “Knock knock.” Dad - “Who’s there?” Per - “Bucket.” Dad - “Bucket who?” Per - “A bucket with no handle.” Dad - (laughs) Per - “You uncultured swine.”
Toddler jokes
Per - "Knock knock." Dad - "Who's there?" Per - "Duck." Dad - "Duck who?" Per - "A pig with no snout."
Don't taste me, bro
Per - “Roxy (the dog) made my feet all yucky!” Mom - “She is just trying to give you a kiss.” Per - “No, she is trying to taste me. She is trying to taste me, mom!”
Awful
Per - “Mom?” Mom - “Yeah?” Per - “Did you know poop smells awful?” Mom - “Yeah.”
The Per made up a song.
Mom is a Troll
Per - "Maybe we need a new tree for a new swing." Mom - "You will need to talk to dad about that." Per - "How about you?" Mom - "I think he would rather have you ask. Why do you want me to do it? Per - "Because I'm not a troll."
Dramatic Jewelry Designer
Mom - "This bracelet is the perfect length." (Mom tied the ends off.) Per - "No, it still needs these three beads." Mom - "I'm sorry Per, I can't untie this knot." Per - "I guess I'll just put these in my throat."
The Per turned 3 last month. Three year old Per is just as funny as the two year old version.
I'm going to push out lots, and lots, and lots, and lots. It will be like a pee castle! And we're going to climb up in there. Yuck. That would be weird.
the Per while on the potty
A dinosaur bite my hair off. I don't have any hair no more. I just have a head.
Lyrics to a song the Per made up
Using the Potty
Per- "It's not healthy to pee." Mom - "Actually, it is healthy to go pee." Per - "It's not healthy to eat pee."
I can't. I just can't right now.
The Per when mom went to wake her up in the morning.
"If you have to go potty, stop and go right away." Thanks Daniel Tiger!
Now I Can Drive?
Per - "I want to grow." Mom - "You are growing. Every day you get a little bigger. Did you know that?" Per - "So now I can drive?"
The Per likes s'mores.
The Per found a pirate costume and a microphone at the Children's Museum.
Probably
Mom - "What did you have for snack at church?" Per - "I ate cereal. There wasn't any milk. I just ate it on a paper towel. They don't have bowls at church." Mom - "Was it good?" Per - "Probably."