The Per

Per is 3. Mom helps with this stuff.

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Insulting dad

Pearl - “Knock knock.” Dad - “Who’s there?” Per - “Bucket.” Dad - “Bucket who?” Per - “A bucket with no handle.” Dad - (laughs) Per - “You uncultured swine.”

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Toddler jokes

Per - "Knock knock." Dad - "Who's there?" Per - "Duck." Dad - "Duck who?" Per - "A pig with no snout."

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Don't taste me, bro

Per - “Roxy (the dog) made my feet all yucky!” Mom - “She is just trying to give you a kiss.” Per - “No, she is trying to taste me. She is trying to taste me, mom!”

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Awful

Per - “Mom?” Mom - “Yeah?” Per - “Did you know poop smells awful?” Mom - “Yeah.”

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The Per made up a song.

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Mom is a Troll

Per - "Maybe we need a new tree for a new swing." Mom - "You will need to talk to dad about that." Per - "How about you?" Mom - "I think he would rather have you ask. Why do you want me to do it? Per - "Because I'm not a troll."

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Dramatic Jewelry Designer

Mom - "This bracelet is the perfect length." (Mom tied the ends off.) Per - "No, it still needs these three beads." Mom - "I'm sorry Per, I can't untie this knot." Per - "I guess I'll just put these in my throat."

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The Per turned 3 last month.  Three year old Per is just as funny as the two year old version.

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I'm going to push out lots, and lots, and lots, and lots. It will be like a pee castle! And we're going to climb up in there. Yuck. That would be weird.

the Per while on the potty

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A dinosaur bite my hair off. I don't have any hair no more. I just have a head.

Lyrics to a song the Per made up

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Using the Potty

Per- "It's not healthy to pee." Mom - "Actually, it is healthy to go pee." Per - "It's not healthy to eat pee."

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I can't. I just can't right now.

The Per when mom went to wake her up in the morning.

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 "If you have to go potty, stop and go right away." Thanks Daniel Tiger!

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Now I Can Drive?

Per - "I want to grow." Mom - "You are growing. Every day you get a little bigger. Did you know that?" Per - "So now I can drive?"

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The Per likes s'mores.

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The Per found a pirate costume and a microphone at the Children's Museum.

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Probably

Mom - "What did you have for snack at church?" Per - "I ate cereal. There wasn't any milk. I just ate it on a paper towel. They don't have bowls at church." Mom - "Was it good?" Per - "Probably."