The Phantom Hideout

Secret little hideout for All The Things. Archived.

[zrpants]

how many times do i have to tell you! before you can test for your muppet license, you need to get your learner's kermit

[persephhona]

[derekhalesprayercircle-blog]

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

[suicidemydarling]

This fucking this^^^ 

[despotic]

I’ve always loved this.

[dangerhamster]

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

[knitmeapony]

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

[tevintersass-deactivated2015071]

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

[spteatime]

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

[sapphicsugar]

My old coworker was one of those guys. Big, bearded, played in a hardcore metal band. One day another coworker’s laptop was stolen from the breakroom, so metal-head bought him a brand new one.

That guy was really a huge teddy bear.

[hailtothepanek]

My friend is tiny and she was at a concert when she was 15 or something and they were about to do a wall of death and she was right at the front. She started to realise this was not going to end well for her, but then this massive guy next to her picked her up and put her on his shoulders just as it began. After when she asked why, he said “if I didn’t pick you up you would have been crushed.” Metal men are nicer than most.

[piss-pirate]

I think the rules for metal dudes are universal. 1. Look out for smaller people that could be hurt and help them. 2. If someone falls, help them up. 3. If you see anyone being a dick fucking pulverise them

[ailithnight]

If demons looked like demons Evil would be quite rare. It’s the demons dressed as angels For which we must beware.

[parlezvousladybug]

Reblogging for that perfect last addition

[the-conquest-of-shred]

2018 mood board

[the-conquest-of-shred]

2019 mood board

[the-conquest-of-shred]

2020 mood board

[indieninja92]

an addition from Belfast!

[arcade-confetti]

No one asked and here it is, an updated (technically first) werewolf au reference sheet

[cranraspberry]

some more ladies

[ichigotchipng]

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[lazorsandparadox]

I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma

[catchymemes]

[fandompariah-deactivated2021120]

According to Diogenes they’re settling things man to man

[markvomit]

[a-trex]

lmao this dog is gonna win, i’ve seen airbud

[gahdamnpunk]

Literally no excuse ^^^

[drtanner-dickery]

“IT’S MY STYLE! BAWWWWWWWWW!!” has always been an excuse for weak shit assholes who don’t have the guts to work on their skills (or themselves), tbh.

[reuscaptivus]

I just got woken up, from a nightmare, by the train going by shaking my bed, to find that duolingo randomly sent me the first notification in over a year, please understand my state of mind right now

[amazingspidermans]

LAST WEEK WE CAN USE THIS SOMEONE HIT THE PANIC BUTTON

[cannabiscomrade]

Thousands of Amazon workers hired to listen to Alexa conversations, report says

Not only is Alexa listening when you speak to an Echo smart speaker, an Amazon employee is potentially listening, too.

At least Amazon is up front with its blatant disregard for user privacy (and highlighting it’s not so subtle goal of selling user data) but holy fucking shit

[cannabiscomrade]

Happy Holidays here’s a reminder with the gift giving season in mind

[ru-tabega]

Character on tv show: *gets ribbed for not having sex*

Me, knowing that this will be treated as a character flaw and they will inevitably be in a sex scene to show “character development”: 

[eva-420]

[eva-420]

please stop reblogging this post

[twlboaj]

gno

[biquid]

Since the OP of that one post going around is a TERF, I figured I'd make my own post (other people might have already but I haven't seen any yet). Mark Hamill liked JK Rowling's transphobic tweet without understanding the context. When he was made aware of this, he immediately apologized in the above tweet.

Mark made a simple mistake, but he's owned up to it and apologized, so don't go "cancelling" him or whatever. And also, he is not on your side, TERFs, so fuck off.

[june-egbert-official]

Bonus!!

[luke-is-very-gay]

Mark is very supportive he has expressed that a good few times before 🏳️‍🌈 💙

[roskii]

No one is gonna "cancel" him cause he owned up it was a mistake and didn't go "oh woo as me" shit like most people. He actually owned up. terfs tho are throwing hissy fits lmao

He's a good guy I appreciate him!

[mogifire]

Ken Nwadiogbu, drawing with pencil

follow him on instagram @kenartng    twitter @kennwadiogbu

[bleakcreek]

i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy

[bastionkeeper]

I should add that Justin added she only went in to ask for the owner's contact info and the employee started arguing with her about it which why she stayed to deliver righteous justice, she didn't go in to harass a minimum wage worker

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

That first image is giving me some real vibes here