what the fuck
no horror movie will ever make me feel this afraidÂ
Its a pun
âMiku dayoâ means âMiku is hereâ
But âMikudayoâ means âI see youâ
Terrifying nonetheless.
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
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what the fuck
no horror movie will ever make me feel this afraidÂ
Its a pun
âMiku dayoâ means âMiku is hereâ
But âMikudayoâ means âI see youâ
Terrifying nonetheless.
Me @ Historians when they try to say everyone is straight:
My dad:Â âSo if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?â
Me:Â âMomâs just been calling me her kid or her child.â
My dad: âI shall call youâŚmy Eldest Spawn.â
Writing tip: Not everyone is reading and analyzing every single word of your story like you are. Every sentence doesnât need to be perfect. Free yourself of the perfectionism thatâs making doing what you love feel like a chore.
Great advice
Loose,
Footloose,
All of your feet are loose.
Feet,
Loose feet,
Youâre going to lose your feet
baby shark
Reblogging just for this manâs laugh. Look at him, heâs so happy.
Youtube isnât working on my phone nor my laptop so it looks like i got one place left to go
fantastic four #588 (2011)
TWICEăSTAY BY MY SIDEăMV Making
why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if iâm still wearing my jacket indoors, itâs because iâm cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, itâs because theyâre very busy and simply made a mistake, not because theyâre trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, itâs because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you
my personal favorite is when you yawn and theyâre like âam I boring you?â
like bitch iâm running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxietyÂ
its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials arenât offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen
being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea
P5 girls with each othersâ hairstyles!
[Image description: a space on a parking lot marked as âhandicapped parkingâ with the words 'people who think we need âstraight pride paradesâ or a âwhite history monthâ are kinda like people who look at handicapped parking spaces and say âwhy donât I get something like that, huh?â âŚthey donât care why it exists, they donât care that they get the whole parking lot, theyâre just mad that there are 4 spaces in front of the Walmart that arenât just for them.â written on the asphalt. End image description.]
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that this lady came in two minutes before closing with a two inch high stack of coupons and two full carts. It took me twenty minutes to ring everything up, and she only ended up paying around five bucks for all of it, and then she gave me three things of paper towels and a box of Frosted Flakes for no discernable reason other than that they were free and she kept me late.
That should be the new rule. If you inconvenience me, I get to have some of your groceries.
There was also a woman behind her with WIC checks who looked very stressed about the whole ordeal, so this lady was like, âI can get you ten boxes of cereal for free. Come with me,â and proceeded to do exactly that with her baffling and powerful coupon game. I think this lady was an angel.
the bible but its retold in memes
âif she eat the fruit, she a thotâ, the Allmighty said
âall women are queensssssâ the serpent hissed into Eveâs ear
HE saw that they had eaten the fruit. and so with divine fury, he cast them out of Paradise as HIS voice thundered across the planes
âThis bitch sentient. YEETâ
Jesus handed his disciples the cup with wine
âtake a sip babes, for this is my bloodâ
as he cast samael the lightbringer out of heaven, the lord turned to his voice. metatron, this is so sad. play despacito
God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. Then said for all, but Noah and his family, âthen perishâ
And on the seventh day, God said: âIt is Sunday, my dudes.â
And He told His followers about the Promised Land:
Moses commanded the red sea in the name of God, âMove, Iâm gay.â
And the Lord spoke to his disciples, âTake, cronch. This is my body, given for you.â Then, lifting the wine, Jesus cracked open a cold one with the boys.
The blind man was made to see by Jesusâ hand, and he looked up in awe. âIâd like to thank not only God but also Jesus.â
The Pharaoh of Egypt would not relent, for he was the sand guardian, guardian of the sand, and the Israelites quivered before him.
Tied up and helpless, Samsonâs wig was snatched.
On the third day, Jesus rose again. âIâm a bad bitch, you canât kill me.â
âPSA: here are the new Commandments, thank you for coming to my TED talk.â
âUm OP literally created the world and everything in it but go off I guessâ
Witnessing Jesus walking on water, the disciples were in awe:Â âOh, my God â He on x-games modeâ
Jesus, bound to the cross, spoke thusly:
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