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unexplained-events

Ken Doll Prison Shank, confiscated off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police Station

dreaminterlude

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth

dsmsix

naamahdarling

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

defilerwyrm

ballroomnotoriety

im sobbing

derinthescarletpescatarian

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

aropride

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

hotcinnamonsunset

“what’s your dog’s name?” “dijon” “oh, like the mustard!” “no, like dijonathon”

christopher575

furryprovocateur

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

furryprovocateur

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

punkrock-bottom

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

rodrickheffeley

there's something stupid going inside my head

EVERY YEAR

desirableendings

pomaril

its pretty simple all you need is a fuckbuddy a better job a good therapist welbutrin clothes made from high quality natural fibers a good diet lots of water a social network a supportive family a fulfilling hobby a comfortable bed two hundred dollar leather shoes sun exposure (but not too much) a silk pillowcase a workout routine an education rich parents a 401k a trip abroad a plan for the future a short commute no debt a hair stylist you trust white teeth no roommates wool socks a costco membership good insurance a screentime limiter clear skin a healthy sleep schedule and a blunt!