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pettysag-deactivated20180315

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

My mom woke me up and was like “get up let’s go to the market” so I was like ‘okay’ and I got up and got dressed and went out into the kitchen to see my mom just waking up still in her robe and she turns to me and I’m confused because she was just dressed? So I was like “did you just tell me to get up and go somewhere with you or did I dream that??????????” And she was like “…. no… I was thinking about waking you up in a few hours to ask if you wanted to go to the farmers market with me though…”

So like I had a dream she woke me up to go to the farmers market that was real enough for me to get up and get dressed only for her to tell me she had only thought about waking me up to go to the farmers market????

I was just like “yeah well you think too loud it woke me up” and went back to bed because like ??

clarkonly

It’s starting…

kaijuno

This reply is omenous and slightly terrifying

sa2ha

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fuckyeahdragrace

Reblog if you’re #TeamSashaVelour!

a-writers-insanity

Re-blog if you can write in cursive.

I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.

lesbomatriarchy

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done