Tales

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[dogpuppy]

[ampervadasz]

[masterkfox]

my two brain cells

[vigilantsycamore]

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

[a-book-of-creatures]

Inside you there are two hamsters…

[segamascott]

[corsolanite]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

He’s 4x weak to grass and he’s loving that vine whip. Damn now I gotta kink shame a predominantly irrelevant Pokemon? Smh.

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

And that fucking arch in her back! She knows he likes it! and floette is fucking watching it all like she’s got a premium account on pornhub smh

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[mcfairyland]

calling quagsire “”predominantly irrelevant”” bitch i will fuck you the fuck up

[you-are-another-me]

[thepostpadawan]

Weekends of a PhD student

[sophsun1]

The Golden Girls – 1.03: Rose the Prude

[catsbeaversandducks]

[notahorseindisguise]

tbh every sentence in this screenshot is fucking killing me

[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

[devincastro]

[tguzz]

I will always reblog this

[bradspace3000]

still remember how revolutionary this ad felt 10 years ago

[annesophiewashere]

excuse me but it still feels revolutionary

[stevviefox]

Keep reblogging until it feels normal everywhere.

[teathattast]

[norondor]

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

[chandlebing]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013–2021) S05E14 | The Box

Apparently, that's a trigger for me.

[sophsun1]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch – 3.14: Now You See Her, Now You Don't

[sophsun1]

The Golden Girls – 4.09: Scared Straight

[correllian]

[sophsun1]

The Golden Girls – 2.05: Isn't It Romantic